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🦭 #sealtwt #rambling #arguing #hopecore

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

noticing the overall prevalence of mean interactions online is going up. not sure how i veered my algo in this direction but hoping more #sealposting #sealtwt will fix it

[Bridget @realityreacts]

Kelly Clarkson this weekend:

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

not enough people fw the vision. the borzoi was literally royalty in the past

[célula terrierista da guanabara 📯 @terrierisms]

“ah pq é feio levar cachorro no shopping” eu sendo horrrosooooo:

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

@sardoniccore @Blccak @grok @unclehive @ditz_carlton @Ruth_Mensch it is if you’re speedballing (งツ)ว

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

DRAIN GANG!

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

Breaking: The White House forced U.S Ambassador to Greece Kimberly Guilfoyle to quit asking a donor to pay her $100,000 credit card bill in exchange for favors

[vlad @radmadvlad]

Whoever thought about setting up security cameras watching the tv connections is a genius.

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

economy so ass @Disneyland is putting up ads 💔💔💔💔💔💔

[をば @woba_desu]

わたくし史上最大にバブちゃんだった(昇天)ましろ見ながらおやすみなさい🌃
2026.10

#ましろ #ワモンアザラシ #とっかりセンター #アザラシランド

[Ashton "Aqua" Cascella 💙 Mr Spheal @Ashton_Anthem]

Spheal: 😱

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

@PatrickBatemnn @Dexerto THIS SMUG MF SMILING BC IT DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO HIM NOW. PROLLY WAS LOOKING DOWN RELIVING PAC’S FINAL MOMENTS. HE DOESN’T HAVE A SMIDGE OF GUILT AND FRANKLY THIS MIGHT’VE BEEN HIS RETIREMENT PLAN.

sorry for the all caps screaming but his expressions make me sick

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Duane "Keffe D" Davis has been sentenced to 40 years in prison for the 1996 murder of rapper Tupac Shakur

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

@UKElects_ @artfulplutonium @PolitlcsUK Pray tell, will you be the one funding this intl. initiative? The thing about semi-skilled labor is, well, the level of work required is not appropriate to assign to volunteers

[Maya-Claire 🥀 @ofclmayaclaire]

I think now is a good time to remind people that 28% of American adults are functionally illiterate (cannot read above a 5th grade reading level), up from 19% in 2017

[葛餅 @KZDeh68055]

し

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

Feeling like this today

[spooky ass soren 🎃🦭 @00oxeo]

sorry everybody for the negative tone my account has taken, I just really want to do everything I can for zeehondencentrum! donate :D

[Ashton "Aqua" Cascella 💙 Mr Spheal @Ashton_Anthem]

This is an offishial tweet from Spheal. Bring tons of fish to Shoal Cave.

We feast tonight

[marcie 🎐 @HOOF_ZEN]

this fucking image makes me laugh so hard why are you in a bathroom even

[nerp•augh @nerpaugh]

Benadryl nightmare Selena Gomez

[Assistant Secretary Riley Barnes @StateDRL]

Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.