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[k6s 👼 @draimgang]

this shit probably feels so good if you're a game

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

The new AI model from Mistral is absolutely fantastic

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

Merely a shadow smeared on the mirror

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

Man feed on man

humans feed on brains

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Just found out my wife is dating someone else

I asked who is he

She said his name is Karl and he is a "freelance startup consultant"

I lightened up, took a sip of my cappuccino and looked directly into her eyes

"Is he registered with the German Chamber of Commerce?" I asked

She went quiet

I pulled his LinkedIn

No VAT number in the bio

I confronted him directly over text

He said "hey bro I just do small projects on the side"

I reported him to the tax authority that same night

I have no problem with my wife having multiple boyfriends

But I refuse to let my family be associated with someone operating outside the legal framework

I can tell my wife looks at me differently now

She knows who the real man of the house is

[𝙂𝘼𝙈𝙀𝙍𝙏𝘼𝙂 𝙑𝙍 @GAMERTAGVR]

Reddit had lost it 🤣 (wait till the end)

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@liana_langa You must be fun at parties

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@pietrogoodjohn Honest guess, it was the chat trying to be rude back to you - you can be mean to it and it can do nothing about it, a true reflection of the imbalances in the modern society

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@elonmusk @xai @X @nvidia Pardon my ignorance, do you think it’s productive for employees to be working on projects of that importance in the middle of the night?

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

I spent 6 combined hours trying to understand why I could not log into MS Azure. It was because my system time was not set. If you are one of my clients, this is obviously a joke.

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@Rigassatiksme_ Man šķiet puķes ir nedaudz novītušas 😣

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@elnormous Es nesaskatu vajadzību izprast vai žēlot cilvēkus, kuri dzīvo un strādā 2024. gadā, bet ir uzķērušies uz šādām mahinācijām. Tā ir dabīgā atlase - tie kas dzenas pēc ātrās naudas vai tic katram vārdam citādāk neiemācīsies.

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@TIDAL 🤔

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

Don't judge a book by it's cover

Judge the dude by his ChatGpt history

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@pxskausks Whenever you request deletion of your data, how do companies notify you that they've deleted your data if they have deleted your data and don't know your email anymore

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

how i sleep after closing 0 jira tickets, ignoring a PR review and several slack DMs

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@pietrogoodjohn @thdxr opinion deez nutz

[neRūdolfs @nerudolfs]

@pietrogoodjohn I can't imagine someone who doesn't want to pay for instagram

[David K 🎹 @DavidKPiano]

useEffect was a mistake
useEffect was a mistake