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@ theythemily on bluesky ✌️

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at this point seeing an american flag triggers the same reaction in me as seeing a swastika

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HOW is taco bell bringing back the big cheez it AGAIN before doing another run of my one true love the cheesy chicken crispanada 😭

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has anyone tried putting a prompt like “man with abnormal fucked up hands” into an ai image generator because i wanna know what it would spit out

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getting laid off from a job i actually loved and was thriving in is awful, i literally feel like i got dumped lol

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pussy bald like caillou
pussy fat like garfield
pussy wet like spongebob
pussy big and red like clifford

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look i love noah kahan but “every photograph that’s taken here is from the summer” is foliage season erasure and he KNOWS it

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the world is not ready for how hot i am going to look at alanna haslams wedding today

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jacob drawfee is so fine it makes my stomach hurt

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anya taylor joy better choose another birthday i dont share 😤

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the real way to tell if you’re a millennial or gen z is whether you were provided a clunky ass white macbook or an ipad in middle/high school

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seeing stephanie hsu and harry shum jr at the oscars for their roles in an oscar nominated movie makes me feel like my kids are all grown up :’) from i love play rehearsal and glee to jobu tupaki and raccaccoonie

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zoe just tried to say “okay, kk slider” but it came out like “oh, KKK slider…” and we both dissolved laughing for like a full five minutes and im tweeting so i never forget it

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before / outline / finished 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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literally words cannot express how weightless i feel now that i no longer have a matching tattoo with my ex 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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literally words cannot express how weightless i feel now that i no longer have a matching tattoo with my ex 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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AAAAAAAA I CANT BELIEVE IM FINALLY GETTING MY TATTOO COVERED ON THURSDAY IM VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT

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if high school reunions as a concept weren’t dying it’d be fun to do a game like “match the tattoo to the correct former classmate”

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@cthooliac @woodsjpeg @lanimani it’s 6 circles with ears. nobody owns the basic stuffed animal template, you can be mad all you want but it’s a really fucking stupid hill to die on lmao. literally just mad that more people were interested in jay’s design. bye have fun being delusional!

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@cthooliac @woodsjpeg @lanimani and material, manufacturing technique, etc. get your head out of your ass and stop attacking people for no reason, both sketches could be mistaken for build-a-bears. nobody’s copying anything and you’re being ridiculous

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@cthooliac @woodsjpeg @lanimani that same concept around the same time while both the show and plush collecting is insanely popular. not to mention that these are both just the first sketches of a potential product, the end results would look even less alike than the illustrations after taking into account size