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the details of my life are quite inconsequential. Something something Elon Musk something good.

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Thinking that being a Christian is all about going to church is like thinking that the purpose of a car is for visiting gas stations.

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@Joshstrangehill Never a day goes by that I don't find a reason to say "We've tried nothing and we are all out of ideas".

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@Elishabenabuya @DBashIdeas There is if you move house often. Books are the heaviest boxes.

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@thehill "bipartisan"

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@atrupar That's why I could never find it before.

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@sovietvisuals You maniacs!

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@StephenMerchant "When you audition real people, they're rubish. That's why they're not actors." - That's something many people really do not know.

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@TTomTToro We used to go camping when I was kid and my mother still had to do all the things she did at home, except without electricity or running water.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE My neighbour has something similar hanging off his bumper. Always wondered what it was.

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@cmclymer

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@ASK_Esq29 @DougWahl1 "We must protect America before these lunatics give everyone healthcare." - that's a t-shirt.

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@FatherRedMcgee Keep going!

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@DrcharlieWardQ Why is there snow on the ground? Where exactly is this storage facility? Is the only evidence in this case physical?

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@freakoutsideofx That’s impressive. Your math skills, I mean.

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@GentleDoofus Dances With Wolves fans. They're a quirky bunch.

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@ComedyMontreal @Variety This is to cinema what the Big Mac is to cuisine.

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@Elishabenabuya @CMeems9631 I believe it's 21

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@DanManCarney Have you considered just getting your self drunk.

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@DeathMetalV Mitch McConnell does everything amid death rumours. Get used to it.

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Same.

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How a panda cleans his house.. 😅

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@MerriamWebster As a neighbour of the USA, that 'u' is our declaration of independence.