Neryl

Author, Mercenary Mum

[Gareth Parker @G_Parker]

BREAKING. A member of the Corrective Services leadership team is being investigated over a human resources issue. The Department of Justice will not confirm the person has been stood down, though that is what I am reliably told. @6PR Listen live https://t.co/Nuol3cyctV.

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

I’ve been reading schwarzenegger memoirs lately.

I didn’t think Arnie could be any more impressive.... until I read the beginning of chapter 28.

The Governator was onto it, before ‘it’ became CONVID-19.

Well done… https://t.co/pXOU5YjVAl

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Happy 21st Birthday to my boy! Love you heaps son 💙💛💙💛 https://t.co/sYGP2SO0Bj

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Doomsday Prepping 101: Think outside the box!

#MercenaryMum has got the #CONVID-19 doomsday prepping nailed!

Who needs toilet paper when the shelves are fully stocked with nappies?

The family that sh!ts itself… https://t.co/NcJJ45dQk4

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Happy Valentine’s Day 2020 ❤️

#Glockalate https://t.co/rgJ8rAqgzy

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Appreciation Post:
Just wanted to post a special tribute to my agent George Karlov of Karlov Marketing Services.

This is the man that turned an interesting story into a book, and then landed me a tv/ movie deal with… https://t.co/Cv69M1xdJ9

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

I’m now ready to release my amazing news.

A Super-hot A-List Hollywood Actor/Producer has purchased the rights to Mercenary Mum... this average Aussie’s life rights may be coming to a screen near you!!

I’d like to… https://t.co/AddTJq4LMy

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

I suppose it’s fitting that the Chinese year of the Rat would produce an Order of Australia medal for one of my old colleagues and one of the Department of Injustices most influential Rodents!!

I also echo Rosie… https://t.co/HgByzFxy3x

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Happy Australia Day 💙❤️💙❤️ https://t.co/myhF73nNsb

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

My battle with the DOJ and disloyalty from people that were supposed to be my friends took its toll on my health.

Eventually I succumbed to going on anti-anxiety pills to help keep my serotonin levels stable. It was… https://t.co/2STd4N37ks

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

My favourite PJs, my favourite wine, a new hair do, and my final exam finished today!
Here’s to celebrating a wonderful six weeks of holidays!! https://t.co/NuEROvaG0q

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Loving a fire pit between uni exams.

So glad Liam made this as part of his yr 12 assessments two years and a bit years ago.

#LiamIsClever #SkilledTrady #ChurchlandsSeniorHighSchool https://t.co/QIOfF0MOG7

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

I had to give myself a major upper cut today.
I had to sit my first uni exam today at 2pm. At 850am, my iPhone sent me a notification that my test was actually at 9am!!!! 😲
I chucked on my gym clothes, put my hair up… https://t.co/aLNKlldmyF

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

I turned 46 today.

Still getting f@#king pimples! https://t.co/b3j8f0Brjd

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Meal prepping done for the boys as they aren’t on Keto with me.

This will keep them going for the week, and yes, it is a stack of food!

For those of you with young boys, you have massive feeding machines to look… https://t.co/13WubDtSDW

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Essay was completed and handed in on time, yah!!
So my weekend goal included making my pantry Keto friendly. All the bad stuff is out of sight or in the boys kitchen cupboard.
Next job is to clean out fridge!!!
Yes,… https://t.co/Pisy4VAi0C

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

Need another distraction post!

1075 words down and 925 to go. I have 13hrs till submission time.

This is my study desk: complete with malamute post-it notes, Hollywood inspiration, a stone to bring happiness, and… https://t.co/m6x1xcRDVz

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

250 words completed, 1750 to go. Essay is due tomorrow at midnight.
I should be writing but am busy taking a selfie.
Help!
#Procrastination #LostMotivation #LastMinuteEssay https://t.co/WFIcCYQaKW

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

My protectors and Mother Nature 🙎🏻‍♂️🐶🍁🧡 https://t.co/HJKpkiUOTV

[Neryl @neryljoyce]

It’s finally come to that time when reading glasses must be strategically placed to gain the tactical advantage ......... when cooking with small font Keto recipes!!!! (Sigh) https://t.co/uHI2tbRr6t