I wanted to like the Backrooms movie but it was not very good and I’m getting increasingly annoyed at people who think they’re smart for understanding a movie which spoon feeds you the entire time.
Just sent off my dad’s obituary to the paper 🤷♂️Thank you ChatGPTfor putting his beautiful spirit into words. 🙌🙌🙌Maybe one day AI will be able to bring him back for real😇😇😇😇
My son’s gerbil shit on me while I was holding it over the balcony, fuck. Currently here with an EXPO trying to draw matching spots onto this replacement I found in the clearance isle at PetCo. Please God let my ex-wife lose track of time in the liquor store again 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Yeah, go ahead and dump me. It’s just a watermelon, and plenty of men have fleshlights, mine was just a fruit (which by the way, is all natural and much preferable to synthetic rubber and plastic). If you didn’t want to know, you should have knocked.