playwitchomamanotme 🫶🏾

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone i don't know joins the conversation

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

choose law school instead of med school bc doctors go to jail for their mistakes, but when a lawyer makes a mistake, someone else goes

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

Me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[musty tether🇿🇼 @brownsugaaaa3]

asked the subway worker to remake my sandwich because she put the wrong sauce on, she said she can scrape it off. i said please remake it. she said she can’t cuz that’s waste. so i walked out and now she still gotta throw the sandwich away😂 dumb bitch

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me when somebody calls me instead of texting

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

empathy burnout is so real, i’m tired of understanding people

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

[XENI @viperelitex]

Me on call with my favorite people after claiming I don't like phone calls

[playwitchomamanotme 🫶🏾 @nesha_dabrAt]

@whalesubbx9 yes

[ؘ 𝖂 @privwendley]

“Você tá ocupado?”

Eu: "Não, porque?"

*Chamada de vídeo recebida*

[𝓝. 𖤐🫧 @luvblessingz]

How I sleep with a regulated nervous system, newly set boundaries, and a phone on DND for the rest of the year 🥱

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when your body naturally wakes you up at 7am on a weekend :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the biggest disrespect is when you realize they would've never told you if you hadn't found out first

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me when I accidently say something mean because I’m in a bad mood

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

"you're a strong person, you handled everything so bravely"
Me when I sit alone.

[Yoriyori-OyokO💕🎀 @Ify__oma]

When you’re presenting in class and someone says “speak up we can’t hear you”

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

lately i've realized people don't be much of a loss lol i just had attachment issues

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed: