Madisen

Unusually unusual

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Tostitos and guac are basically a bath bomb, right? Good. Because I keep dropping them in the bathtub.

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Gosh, I’m counting down the days until I get this stupid uterus and even stupider ovary removed.

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Heard my baby laugh for the first time today 🥲 my heart is so full.

[Madisen @nesidaMEsther]

I wrote a really nice, but basic obit for my grandmother (who was terrible btw). My dad told me he had already drafted one. The obit he drafted is one fucking sentence I’m CACKLING. “Sandy, 81, died March 11 at (the nursing home).”

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Shout out to my babies for sleeping through it though

[Madisen @nesidaMEsther]

Getting in the shower with my shower cap on to drown out the chirping from my smoke detector until my husband gets back with a new one. Why is the smoke detector my biggest anxiety (RAGE) trigger?

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Nothing better to tickle your regular anxiety AND postpartum anxiety (and ocd) like someone trying to get into your cars and home 🙃

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Both kids are asleep in their own cribs? Is this real life?

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My son almost didn’t sleep talk tonight! (Last night?) but don’t worry, he’s laughing now.

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I’m sorry to anyone who has heard me sleep talk, listening to my son every night has confirmed it is just bizarre.

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Shout out to the man who died in my house. He’s a great babysitter for my son.

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Who the actual fuck is my toddler talking to in full sentences in his bedroom

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The fact that I pushed a 9 pound baby out in 3 minutes is just outstanding to me. Like I literally cannot comprehend.

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Lmao I forgot what engorgement looks like. Out here looking like I got a whole boob job. I’d be happy if it didn’t hurt so bad.

[Madisen @nesidaMEsther]

She was 9

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Please don’t be a ten pound baby, please don’t be a ten pound baby.

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Last day of my son being an only child and he’s decided to sleep in and then take the longest nap ever. It’s fine, my mama heart is fine.

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32 hours until baby girl 👀 WHAT

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@Allieleigh__ Let me know if you figure it out, because I also would like to throw up.

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Holy hell we are down to single digits away from meeting our baby girl

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Got my hair extensions removed today, I’m ready to have a baby now.