Vanessa Thomson

I am a girl that like dogs and things that are purple.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

Get shit on all week and the weekend is like k, go take a break and sit at home for two days, we can pick up where we left off on Monday. /

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

Professional YouTube people, it's 2021. You can ask for a "like", everyone already knows what that means, ok?. It's a button you click. No smashing required. Also, if we want to let you know anything, we are more than aware that the place to do that is in the comments below, ok?

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

My work computer is at work getting fixed. This is the first time since March I haven't brought my computer home. I'm bored.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

My biggest pet peeve is websites that default to "sign-up" and "sign-in" is hidden in a corner somewhere. Why though?

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

I don't really need therapy I just need someone to tell me, "that's totally normal." What's that worth? Like $25/week. Very little qualifications needed.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

When you're down on NYE but you spent your last monies on holiday groceries for the fam and all you've got is a Costco-sized wheel of brie that was best before December 24th. #brieOD #ohcheesus

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

My family has literally never had so many things to be thankful for at Christmas dinner though, so I'm not alone.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

The guilt over how much I've enjoyed this pandemic is like next level, "I'm a disenchanted waste of skin and there are people full of life dying all the time" guilt.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

click-bait articles about disaster weddings are my happy place

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

@klancashire Cherry bubly and dark rum

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

"Are you still there? Continue to 2021?"
No... thank you.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

Oh so we are gonna start Christmas off with a good old fashioned shaming about not having kids. Coooool. Luckily my suicide plan is on my commute and I'm not working this week. #itsbeginningtolookalotlikechristmas

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

Can we get a few more confused old white guys in this virtual meeting? No? They're all here? Perfect.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

No one: ....
The internet: HOT CHOCOLATE BOMBS THO!!!!!!!!

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

hot chocolate bombs - why can't you just make your fucking hot chocolate and shut the fuck up?

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

The other day someone asked me what my plan in the new year was, and I realized the world is not going to stop December 31st, and I just. can. not.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

I hope this is what heaven looks like...

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

FTFY

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

My google search history is basically just a list of everything and everyone that pissed me off that day.

[Vanessa Thomson @ness_71]

@klancashire I went the nuclear option. Differin. Purchased from https://t.co/n4BeOC4Ztf. Its been a few days, results not awful. Skin feels smoother maybe? Dry but also doing cera ve and BHA/aha toner. Aveeno moisturizer with salycilic acid (devils indregient) helps.