𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢:

you, cut that out!

[𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢: @nessa_min]

Babesexual lighting

[PJ @kickthepj]

the first half of the alphabet is simple baby stuff but when u get past lmnop it's like ok... we're getting into dangerous teritory now

[frances 🏒 @IlyasCigarette]

fuck it here’s the television moment of 2025 in it’s entirety in 1080p you’re welcome

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[Ray! (Wizard of Mows) 🇺🇦 @uasneppy]

Pondering the great mystery of whether to annoy mama

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

don't you

[𝔫𝔞𝔪𝔢: @nessa_min]

Now imagine if i just bought a limousine how cool that would be

[sam parker @samprkr]

not to be so millennial but why is everyone under 25 about to collapse and die of thirst at concerts now

[blue @bluewmist]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and always from periods of intense humility (i.e. your ego finally relenting)

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

heyyyy does anyone know when i'll learn my lesson

[seiya @systole_]

we go way back. we washed up on the same shore together

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[anteater party @anteaterparty]

Okay well he is drinking milk...

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know