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[Valeria 🔱🇵🇹 @Utd_Valeria]

Me when Criston Cole called himself the Realm’s Greatest Warrior

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

Argentina fans were insulting a Mexican fan for supporting Spain in the 2026 World Cup final.

He responded by showing them a red card and dancing in front of them. 😂👋🏼

[dom @mizzaclizza]

i like twitter bc it doesn’t give u girls he’s slept w in ur suggestions

[IZZYKENTO💞 @izzykento]

One thing I can’t STAND is future-faking. Don’t plan a future with me and act like we in it for the long haul knowing it’s not happening esp if u out here doin me dirt !!!! It’s so evil. All these men gotta die bro

[miia @miiagarro]

having a roster is not a flex who wants to talk to 9 lame ass men all day long

[goma @soigomaa]

I saw a man buy flowers, and when the cashier asked, "anniversary?" he said,
"no, she just had a bad day today." that's the kind of love I pray for

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

[Diego @DiegoG713_]

Latinas being late allegations are never going to be beaten

[… @Unkle_K]

Not a single April fool’s joke today because we are living in a joke

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

And did 🤏🤏

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

I want to spend money but not my money

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

Normalize NOT reaching out to a man who hasn't responded in hours, or even days, he knows he hasn't talked to you. It's not that he's busy. He just doesn't CARE about you. Always remember if he wanted to, he would.

[feelings ღ @eternaltxts]

my type

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

My parents were in fact right …. “if it ain’t one thing , it’s another”

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

when he replies to the story I intentionally posted for him

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

"2026 will be my year"

Me, almost finishing march:

[𝓁𝒾𝓁𝓎. @iridescelily]

emphasis on ONCE