Vanessa Castillo

we know who we are but know not what we may be

[Anna Dua @AnnaNoelleDua]

My parents at 27: married with a house and a family

Me at 27:

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

There are too many emails. Too many texts. Too many accounts. Too many logins. Too many apps. Too many rewards programs. Too many fundraisers. Too many appointments. Too many virtual meetings. Too many newsletters. Too many forms. Too many social media platforms. My brain hurts.

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[TheBravoBabe @thebravobabe_]

Ciara Miller saying “you should get married” is literally the best subtle, shady, classy, badass power move thing she could have said. 👏🏻👑 #SummerHouse

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

This lady said real housewives quotes make for the best secure passwords, and the suggestions in the comments have me dying 😭

[@ jules ⋆˚꩜｡⋆ 🏰🕷️ @lonelyisthejulz]

you’re gonna criticize me for using my first amendment right? ABOLISH ICE HOE

[Belinda ✨ @yourillus1onist]

BREAKING: Fork found in kitchen

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me all day: me when it's bed time:

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

if I don't text u saying Merry Christmas we still gang, I'm just lazy.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Lmao I’m crying Craig had one tiny stint with a strict Italian bitch from New York who did not fuck around and now him and his friends are acting like he’s just been freed from Guantánamo Bay or something #SouthernCharm

[Drebae @Drebae_]

TikTok.. baby I do not care about lemon8 😂

[Ayan’s PERIOD DOT💋✨💁🏽‍♀️ @NoVAGurl703]

Lala has got to be one of the absolute worst dressed Bravolebrities ever #bravocon

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

“Unfortunately, our greedy millionaires at Disney couldn’t agree with the greedy millionaires at Google. Therefore, you all can go fuck yourselves.”

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

"Are you okay?"
"What’s wrong?"
"Who I gotta fight?"

[Drebae @Drebae_]

“Budgeting” is not gonna fix 2,500 rent & $25 an hour jobs. Wrap it up