Vanessa

You'll love me. Also, uniHorn makes so much more sense. 🦄

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

@markinzeroland As a Portlander, I deal with lots of cyclists on the road daily, and I’ve never had any problems. Portland has great systems in place for cars and bikes to share the road. Tonight was more funny to me than anything.

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

True freaking story. Full on bicycle bell honk. And a mean mom staredown.

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

@markinzeroland It was a side street, and I can understand her frustration to a degree. The part that made me laugh was her aggressive “honking” with her bicycle bell. It’s such a jovial sound, and she wasn’t using it in a jovial way.

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

@markinzeroland I was in my car! She was frustrated that I pulled over to let me kid out at school.

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

@Krystin_Makari @JenFriedhof @lisamazeballs JEN!!!!! Hahahhaaaaaaaaahahahhahahahahaaahahahhahahahahhahaaaaa

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

@Krystin_Makari @courtneymcnerdy I am available. Literally always available.

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

@courtneymcnerdy @Krystin_Makari I am so down for this. Let’s bring festive drinks this year. 🎄♥️🍷

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

Auxiliary cords for AirPods are literally the stupidest thing ever invented. Those are ALREADY A THING and they came with your phone for free. 🙄🙄🙄

[isaiah @djicemike]

Ser Sandor "The Hound" Clegane, he swore no oath to any of the Stark girls yet there was no one more loyal and fiercer at protecting them than him. The first time Arya called him Sandor was also the last and the most special. He is a true knight of the 7 Kingdoms.

#GameofThrones

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

My number one relationship on this show. 😭♥️😭♥️😭♥️😭♥️😭♥️😭

[Joel Telling - 3D Printing Nerd ✋ @joeltelling]

I’m posting this in case YOU needed to hear it.

I took this photo many years ago. It’s my daughter, jumping high to make the biggest splash her imagination can come up with!

Take that leap. Make that splash. #motivation

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

The minute I stepped out of the airport at home, I started sneezing. I’m allergic to Oregon. Hold on, leaving and never coming back. #takemebacktonyc

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

Thank you

[Vanessa @nessamazeballs]

I forgot to buy a bottle of water before boarding the plane and I’m feeling legitimate panic. 😩😩😩

[Boy with the Arctic Monkeys tattoo @Rippy_21]

Also can we talk about the best bromance ever?? When Tormund saw Jon again and he goes “My little Crow” #GameofThrones

[E! News @enews]

Sansa's just being Stark. 🤷 #GameofThrones https://t.co/LtS8eWagEj

[Joe Magician 🧙 @TheJoeMagician]

Ser Brienne, a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. No truer knight, no one deserved it more.