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i feel God in this chilis tonight

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sorry I haven’t been myself, I’m still recovering from the survivor s46 finale

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WOW I’ve never been more frustrated watching a movie than I am rn with the new mean girls…….like i simultaneously hate that they copied so much but hate the changes form the original they made even more… old newz but I needed to rant

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It has come to my attention that there are people out there who don’t think that everything everywhere all at once is an amazing perfect beautiful masterpiece and I am shook

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Also. Grandpa Joe. Biggest mooch of the century.

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It makes me SICK to my stomach to think that there are people who grew up watching only the JOHNNY DEPP version of “willie wonka” (if u can even call it that) and not the OG GENE WILDER version!!!

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Was the twilight soundtrack actually this good, or am I just hella nostalgic?

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i thought they were supposed to be as firm as apples when you ate them my whole life

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today i learned that i have never eaten a ripe pear in my life

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what does x have to do with birds I think I missed something

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@HaayleyCoates Oooh I like that. Boring and vague combo 😂

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What fake job should I start telling people I have? Needs to be easy to lie about

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My mother is srsly out here lecturing ME about the responsibilities that go into OWNING a DOG 😂😂😂🪦🪦🪦 send help

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How can you call a ten minute phone call a “telemedicine appointment”? How is this not just a phone call? How does this cost money? I’m baffled. Also #couldhavebeenanemail

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Need to go back to how things were tbh

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Trying to buy a house right now is like speed dating and getting rejected over and over again. And the person rejecting you is damaged, needs a ton of work and smells like cigarettes 😡

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@LindseyCaputo Just need vinegar!!

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People who know mortgages, does anyone know more about physicians loans, sounds too good to be true, need help form an unbiased source

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Do babies *really* have personalities, or is their personality just “baby”

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@NicoleHunkeler So distracting! And they keep saying “worm sign”. I’m dead

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is anyone gonna talk about how there’s literally an alaskan bull worm in Dune