vanessa

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[vanessa @nessapuma]

My 🤎

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me everyday in 2025:

[vanessa @nessapuma]

with Mother front and center where she belongs. IKDR

[Bravo @BravoTV]

Your prayers have been answered. #RHOSLC is back September 16th! ❄️

[vanessa @nessapuma]

I’m so over feeling like I can’t breathe enough air just by existing lol. To feel out of breath when I’m just sitting/laying down on top of the constant heartburn - I’m so uncomfy

[vanessa @nessapuma]

@Chris_Nol It was everyone’s reaction at the end of their bit for me

[vanessa @nessapuma]

Not wanting to eat because you’re experiencing the worst heartburn and don’t want to make it worse but also needing to eat otherwise you’ll starve and starve your baby 😭😭

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ashlee Simpson was right; on Tuesday, I am fading.

[erika @yeeeerika]

accidentally became important at work

[vanessa @nessapuma]

If Sutton has zero haters that means I am dead!!!

[Real Legend @RHLegend32]

Sutton’s a miserable human being, who has nothing to demonstrate other than the alimony she gets from her ex-husband. She’s not smart, funny, pretty, or sexy, so all she can do is call other people poor to come out on top.

With all that money, how’s her store doing? #RHOBH

[vanessa @nessapuma]

After reading Onyx Storm and being confused over who is who for the first 30-50% of the book, I think I have to do a reread of the whole series before the 4th book gets released which probably won’t be until 2027 😭

[Rihanna @rihanna]

happy ANTIversary 🎈

[vanessa @nessapuma]

@marc_pessah

[vanessa @nessapuma]

Serious question: why do men take their shirts off during weddings??? Like I get it starts to get hot at the reception from all the dancing but we don’t take shirts off at the club, why are we doing this at a formal event lol

[vanessa @nessapuma]

I think we need a recast mid-season with the majority being housewives and drag queens with a sprinkle of game players. But leave Dylan Efron cause that’s my babygirl lol #TheTraitorsUS

[vanessa @nessapuma]

Wendy is me. The epitome of “I’m just a girl” 😂

[OMFGRealityTV @OMFGRealityTV]

“Not expired… Ew!” 😂 #RHOP

[vanessa @nessapuma]

Cinema 🤌✨