🌷vanessa🌷

• 30 • mom • bipolar • married • 🚨No longer nsfw🚨

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

I wouldn’t drink anything Brady branded, ESPECIALLY something called ‘Good Nut’??? 🤢

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Tom Brady announces the launch of his coconut water brand called ‘GOOD NUT.’

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

@ashbo4yuh We have the same chopsticks 🙌🏻 twinsss

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

I have been formally diagnosed with mixed affective bipolar disorder (which means I exhibit “symptoms” of both type I & type II) and also contamination OCD.

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

For every like I get on this tweet, I’ll tell you all a weird/fun fact about myself lol just for funsies 🤷🏻‍♀️

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

The cookie brownie things from Sam’s Club have me in a chokehold 🤤

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

When I was 4 years old, I drowned in a family member’s pool & had to be resuscitated

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

You guys ready for a jump scare (me without a filter)? 👀 Do with that information what you will lmao.

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

The @USMC will love these 🤣

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

The Crayola x Camelbak Crayon Water Bottles (2026)

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

@not_mamasaur FUCK YES! 🤩 I’ll give you all the others lol

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

😬 my favorite one of all time is the white chocolate ones I’m sorry

[Caleb🇲🇽🐼🏀🏈⚾️ @PandaMexiCaleb]

Pick a Reeses cup? I will go with Dark

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

Out of all my awful and stupid doodle tattoos, my little satanic ram is still my favorite 😂 he’s so ugly lmfao

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

Hearts for everyone! 😂

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

@nc_stoner Trueee

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

Anyone wanna tell me if this picture I just took is hot? 👀 Inquire within lol

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

Except A & B actually existed… lmfao I know that because I tried both

[CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽 @conquertheno]

Which flavor do you wish was real?

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

How sad lmfao

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Don’t wanna dox myself so

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

@Maplebeard321 Thank you! I have 50 😂 it was the only way to get customized pens that weren’t cheap quality/cheap ink lmfaoo

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

@not_mamasaur I like to be helpful lol

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

We just got a new ac last week and our blanket was already black, so I figured I’d match the pillows, too 🖤 Butttt now I feel like the bedsheet is out of place 🤔

[🌷vanessa🌷 @nessarae95]

Fun fact: I have 33 teeth, instead of 32. 🤗