nessa blackmore™️

london / edinburgh 🦐 oh so you’re a comedian? name EVERY joke

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

latest stand up set up on my channel now! check it out if you fancy. pretty proud of this one. https://t.co/Bx3DPVv6n5

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

@Redvisors tweet of the year

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

a small recompense

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

everyone who told matt hancock to suck a dick in covid has finally had their wish granted. god is good

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

@BoonstraLeo @CamClassics congrats leo !!!!!!!!!! amazing !

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

If ya can’t steal from your local Tescos where can you steal from eh this country is over LGx

[The Issues @wowitstheissues]

WE’RE COMING TO LONDON! Ticket link in bio xxx

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

don’t think i’ve met a single person ever who listens to machine gun kelly. he is less of a musician and more like a mischievous forest spirit who emerges every five years to haunt a very beautiful woman to the point of madness

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

@Ratatwinkie absolute oversight by not including “i’m claustrophobic darren”

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

after franklin can we please have storm gilgamesh

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

for academic purposes, what is the scholarly way of saying “it was the 12th century give her a break”

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

congrats boris, even when yours was the only party going on in a crumbling world you still managed to make it the lamest gaff i’ve ever seen

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[Katherine Ryan @Kathbum]

Hun the problem is you made people die alone.

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

my neck my back my sigma male wolf pack

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

what if attila the #hun was just in a pyramid scheme girlbossing his way through europe

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

@tillydl i came back on to twitter just for this

[nessa blackmore™️ @nessarrrb]

@tillydl 1 please