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FAN OF: overly enthusiastic high fives.

[ness @nessi_bear]

Wait, so #AmazonPrime isn't d/dx[amazon] ??

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Remember Von Dutch hats? Lullllllllllz

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@opsanalyst7 Hi. Janice with S Mechanical needs u to contact her. [email protected]. Thank you!

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@Potbelly Bring this back! Oh, and make it permanent. PLEEEEEEASE

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This Firefox beatboxing ad has GOT to go. Fuck.

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The shit part of traveling alone is hauling your luggage to the bathroom

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So apparently my phone now reads my mind.

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When someone compliments your pashmina but it's really a Kenya Airways blanket on your head because it looked like rain... #justsaythanks

[ness @nessi_bear]

When your parking pass expired 48 hours ago & you somehow don't have a ticket #smallvictories #miracle

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who put bella in the wych elm

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So far today I have been 3 of the 7 dwarves

[ness @nessi_bear]

"i'm just sick of him pasteurizing me about this, you know? its my life"

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overheard on the CTA: chick mistakenly confuses the words pasteurize & patronize in complaint to friend about condescending bf

[ness @nessi_bear]

I feel most pure alive and accomplished when the soles of my feet are filthy beyond reason or respect

[Kirsten Vangsness @Vangsness]

Complete with an @GLSEN & @TrevorProject shout out. 💖 https://t.co/zs9puFyqlE

[ness @nessi_bear]

Theres a chick walking down Fullerton with a boomerang in hand. Oh right... it's me

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@Stjimmy200 E-signed, informally

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@Stjimmy200 and I just signed our lives over to the state of Wisconsin, informally

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2 hours into a 52 hour train ride & I realize Pink Floyd's The Wall Disc 2 has disappeared from my iPod. Oyy!

[ness @nessi_bear]

When some guy on the red line compliments you, "you'd make a gorgeous corpse" 😳