Chaotic Cryptid

yes, I know Delaware isn’t real and neither am I tbh

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

Literally catch me and or these hands at silent disco 🪩

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

Daisy is our next bachelorette I’m calling it

[Matt Cannata @CannataPFN]

My 9-year-old daughter couldn't wait to watch Dolphins vs. Chiefs this past weekend because of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce.

Then, she liked it so much that she wanted to watch the Sunday playoff games.

Taylor Swift is good for football & hasn't ruined a thing about the NFL.

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

BDE big dad energy.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

I actually feel bad for the Brads, Chads and Angry Dads who spent the year complaining about Taylor Swift interrupting their football because I spent the season trading Swift/Kelce memes with my 14-year-old daughter (who previously didn't care about football) and now it's like a fun thing we share? Which is freaking awesome? (Also she loves that I met Jason once.)

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

"If a drag queen wants to read you a story at a library, listen to her because knowledge is power, and if someone tries to restrict your access to power, they are trying to scare you. So listen to a drag queen!"

—RuPaul’s #Emmys speech

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@DancerDanna Yeah- for sure, don’t let idiots win. I hope your project goes well!!!!

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@DancerDanna Ugh I’m sorry. If it helps at all it’s honestly just embarrassing for her. Like whenever I see that shit on peoples post it’s never bad IMO for the brand, just really embarrassing for the person who is angry at someone else bc they don’t know how to use tech/are assholes

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@DancerDanna I’ve stopped looking at any comments on any reels/videos on Facebook. Old people are the worst. Ugh.

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@___errinnn Youve changed my life

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

What was that cake we are I think for Marci gras in like third grade that was yellow green and purple and had a baby in it…? I know this sounds insane but I’ve never had anything like it in my whole life and I’m an adult now who can buy whatever birthday cake I want 😂

[𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕚𝕖 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ @_LOVERiplier_]

unus annus cats

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@RIPmika

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

Oh good I’m crying

[TranquilNothing @aji_yt_]

Thank you MatPat. For everything.
#gametheory
#thankyoumatpat
#ThankYouMat

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@RIPmika @ColourPopCo It’s called shooting your shot ✨🙌🏼

[𝒕𝒔 𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒉𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒂𝒔𝒕♡︎ @maroonwine13]

WHO SAVED THE US ECONOMY AGAIN??

[skye @shesgotawy]

between the barbie joke and the taylor joke.. when will men learn they can make jokes that don’t insult women or have misogynistic undertones?

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

“Everybody is kinda like somebody…. I’m kinda like Marilyn Monroe” - Jake

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@Anna_moon_stars Sometimes I would pretend to sleep under the slide. If not I would walk around the wood chip area on the wood planks like a balance beam(I was alive in the 90s). Or pretend I was moving leaves with my mind in the wind.

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@SvddenRezzbian So many people make fun of me for doing this but I need my screen barely lit no one gets it thank you for this 🙌🏼

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

I don’t understand all these people being upset about Taylor swift at football games…? She doesn’t control who covers her and the media’s choices..? She’s just going to her boyfriends football game and she’s excited. I would be too if I was dating someone playing like Travis 😂

[Chaotic Cryptid @nessieobsessed]

@lemonaims Interested in soft boi crew, and unnus Anus hoodie but can’t message you bc not verified lol.