elizabeth

the musings and adventures of a girl and her cat

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

the downfall of online kids spaces started with the removal of Adobe Flash player

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

i can’t believe how far we’ve come since you’re losing me

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"your cat will eat you when you die" yeah but he shows infinite grace by making no attempt in the meantime. leave him alone

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

thankyou for the reminder actually

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

girls be like "i needed this" and it's just an entire day spent bed rotting with their cat.

[Landon Howell @landonhowell]

Seattle is so soccer-crazy that, to secure funding, the Seahawks stadium was required to comfortably meet the soccer field dimensions.

The Sounders joined MLS in 2009, immediately averaged 31K fans per match, double the league average, and have since won 2 MLS Cups, 4 U.S. Open Cups, a Supporters’ Shield, and the CONCACAF Champions League.

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

This has to be incredibly confusing for people who have only seen Seattle through the lens of Fox News

[jezz @JezziiB]

The World Cup fans falling in love with America aren’t in the places MAGA controls ... they’re in New York, LA, Seattle. Chicago, San Francisco, and Boston, the cities Republicans have spent a decade calling dangerous, godless hellholes that apparently the entire world wants to visit.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Team USA has six immigrants and over half the players have dual citizenship. If this Nazi administration got their way the team wouldn’t exist.

[Pink Stanley Cup @ASamantha]

The Bush redemption arc is CRAZY

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[cheyenne @idkcheyenne13]

MY FAVORITE BASKETBALL TEAM OF THE LAST TWO WEEKS JUST WON LETS FUCKING GO KNICKS

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Dan @dannah__montana]

any patriotism you see from me the next few weeks is strictly for sports and geography, NOT the government!!!!