Ernesta

Crazy person, programmer, occasionally traveler and did I said crazy person...

[onute @nesigaudau]

Antras čipas done. Kas norit susiskambint per skiepą?

[Frank A. Krueger @praeclarum]

Programming languages become popular when they enable people to make money. The easier it is to make money using them, the more popular they become.

That's it. No paradigm shifts, syntax, culture, or tooling can overcome that.

[Dratas 🧔🏻 🚲 @Dratas]

Būna ir taip

[matt blaze @mattblaze]

The three most important things experts understand about software security:

1. Software is unbelievably unreliable and insecure.

2. No, really, you have no idea.

3. It’s actually even worse than that.

[Dmitry Alexandrov ✈️ @bercut2000]

Every time I make a workaround I think about this photo...

[The Coding Love 👨‍💻 @thecodinglove]

Me every time I run unit tests

[Changelog @changelog]

Automatic merge failed; fix conflicts and then commit the result.

[threads.net/@is_assaf @assaf]

Estimating story points

[Magnus Edenhill 🇺🇦 @edenhillm]

I too ❤ Logs.
left: streaming, right: batching

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Credit: @ThePracticalDev

[Shawn Dumas @shawndumas]

pilfering memegen

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Anything wireless is just another battery to worry about.

[Glen Arrowsmith @garrows]

npm install...

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The next time biz dev want to shoe horn a request in at the top of the current sprint, simply add 25% to your estimation for completion.

Call it Surge Estimating™

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

"Programming is being ten minutes away from being done for the rest of your life." - Jon Maddox (@maddox)

[Bruno Borges @brunoborges]

Adding a new feature to an application...

#Programming

[Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom]

“It’s hard to read through a book on the principles of magic without glancing at the cover periodically to make sure it isn’t a book on software design.” - Bruce Tognazzini