Néstor Flórez

Néstor Flórez, monologuista, economista y genio del Paint.

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@lidlespana Estos dos en diez diferentes, sin dar solución en ningún caso.

Pero bueno, si es que además tenéis un cajero, como para quedarme discutiendo con alguien que no tiene la culpa.

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[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

Los de @lidlespana vaya jeta, dice que regalan cosas y nunca las tienen en ninguna de sus tiendas.

Beneficios son coste y solo a costa de engañar al consumidor, Gran trabajo.

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@FCBarcelona_cat Interesant veure com les idees inventades per Alemanys del segle xviii, que són un element bàsic d'altres idees Alemanyes del segle xx, està tan integrat al club.

La llengua no ens fa diferents,
Racisme no, ni cultural ni de cap altre mena.

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@JMLlIX14 @El_Be_Negre Vau perdre el plebiscit, els indepes només vau arribar al 47% dels vots, però com a bons Feixistes volíeu imposar la vostra fantasia.

[Normal Island News @NormalIslandNws]

When Margaret Thatcher made England and Wales the only countries in the world with fully privatised water, the naysayers argued it was a terrible idea. Today, everyone agrees privatisation has been a roaring success.

It has delivered an impressive rise in customer bills which has coincided with an equally impressive rise in shareholder profits. These improvements were delivered through efficiency savings, such as not building any reservoirs since 1992 and forgetting about silly ideas like sewage treatment. Thanks to neoliberalism, turds are now a common sight at our beaches and marine life is not.

If that wasn’t impressive enough, the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has confirmed the UK is officially the world’s dampest desert. Three-quarters of the nation has been plunged into drought, despite the fact it constantly pisses down. You are therefore banned from gardening and bathing your children so that data centres don’t go without.

No one knows why countries that contain actual deserts don’t experience the same difficulties we do. For example, Saudi Arabia doesn’t have a hose pipe ban. Unfortunately, we live in a place where the weather breaks everything. Sunshine? Drought. Rain? Floods. An inch of snow? The whole country closes for some reason.

The only weather the UK can actually cope with is grey and miserable. Any deviation leads to immediate national collapse. If we didn’t have such a brilliant water system, we’d be in serious trouble. But thankfully, our system is built to protect corporate profits, no matter what. Everything is secondary to that, including your ability to drink.

Thankfully, Andy Burnham is showing leadership on the matter. He is taking the emergency step of doing absolutely nothing. When questioned about nationalisation, the Prime Minister calmly explained that his donors won’t allow it.

In a bizarre coincidence, the system that allows them to personally profit is the only one that could possibly work. Sure, we could end up with crop failures and food shortages, but I’m sure things would’ve been worse if Jeremy Corbyn had got his way.

Obviously, this is not a systemic problem, it’s a technological one. Virtually all our rainfall is lost because we can’t make pipes that don’t burst. Water companies have absolutely no incentive to stop leaks and every incentive not to, but I’m confident this has nothing whatsoever to do with the matter.

[JÄGGER @MisterJagger_]

🩵🤍🩵 AHORA NO PERDÁIS LA PATAGONIA POR FAVOR 🩵🤍🩵

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Palatinr says it fights fascism
It enables it
Palantir says is defends your rights
It breaks them
Palantir says peace through strength
It brings only war

Palantir is not a good company
Alex Karp is not a good guy
Peter Thiel is not a good guy
Palantir needs to disappear

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Israel did this

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@Angl0Phil @AaronBastani 2026 and still believing West propaganda about stalin?

[sonofthecobra @sonofthecobra]

@mythPloughman @AaronBastani Source: historian Epstein Pedoman Dershowitz Jr., Tel Aviv University.

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

Josef Stalin was more humane than Trump, and certainly never engaged in anything like this rhetoric.

Stalin.

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@MuzickStephen @KimDotcom Iran killed 400.000.000.000 of his own people, ur dates are wrong.

[Juan Kerubin 🇻🇪🇳🇮🇨🇺🇷🇺🇨🇳Z😇🤬 @jcy126kerubin]

Cuando desnudas en tv a una lobysta sionista que apoya genocidios

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@orriolsderipoll Traïdora a la Pàtria, blanquejant un país que expulsa els seus ciutadans!
que vinguin aquí, no? Doncs rep els Palestins a casa teva si tant t'agrada Israel.

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@si_medea @JEcheverriZ Eres un traidor a España, blanqueando al sionismo, blanqueando a los judios sionistas que provocan refugiados.
quitate la bandera, traidor.

[Nesta @dprkarlos]

Epstein tenía un contrato con el Grupo Rothschild por 25.000.000$.

Más de 20 víctimas recibieron pagos a través de las cuentas de Epstein en JP Morgan.

En 1995 Epstein fue nombrado miembro del consejo de la Rockefeller University.

Toca rescatar la frase de Stalin otra vez:

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

Non-Jews aren't allowed into the shelters in Israel but dogs are.
Goyim have less value than a dog.

[Kim Dotcom @KimDotcom]

Iran didn’t kill JFK
Iran didn’t employ Epstein
Iran didn’t attack the USS Liberty
Iran didn’t tell us Iraq had WMDs
Iran didn't commit the Gaza genocide

Israel did.

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

Compré unas entradas en @dicefm no me aparecen en la app, están cobradas y tengo email de compra pero no salen.

Y es imposible contactar con nadie de todo Dice...

[Néstor Flórez @Nestoroide]

@joan_manuel1969 No des ideas, que al que lo haga les hacen una escultura como al Dr Robert de pl tetuan.