got a tattoo of the halo 3 gravity hammer on my shin by my lovely girlfriend _bimbobaggins_ on instagram… now whenever i stub my toe it’ll cause area damage 😈 (if you’re in the LA area her books are open and she’s the best)
doing sports is fun until you run out of cartilage in your knees and now you cant walk up the stairs but at least you can do a sick berimbolo and wrestle poorly
important life update: I’m still alive and I recently got my jiujitsu blue belt which means I’m a little bit better at being the smallest guy at the gym