Jeff Murphy

String plucker, Bigsby, Humbucker, sudsucker, song mangler

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

I've revised the saying from "I can't have anything nice" to "I can have nothing."

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@Acyn "and you won't have a country any more..." whatever that means. His hyperbole needs a new word that encapsulates nonsequitor meets misinterpretation mixed with wishful alternate reality bombast.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

My fav number! #MyXAnniversary

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@MacFarlaneNews I'm not quite getting this so I'll need to poke around, but how is "debris" from the East wing toxic with hydrocarbons? I could see asbestos but who the hell would tear down part of the people's house...and it comes as a surprise one morning when Treasury employees notice...

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@adgirlMM If I Had a Rocket Launcher

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@JohnCornyn You knew I was a snake when you took me in!

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

Scott M mentioned this type of "reparations" last year. Taxpayers pay, they don't get income by claiming it was partisan political lawfare, especially if they participated in the mob. All that expense prosecuting rioters and now this slush fund nonsense.

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Taxpayers were not made fully whole for the millions of dollars of repairs & cleanup from the damage of the US Capitol Insurrection

After the Trump pardons of rioters, defendants are now seeking to get reimbursed from taxpayers for their court-ordered restitution payments

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[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@ddale8 "Same old story, same old song and dance..."

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@nilslofgren @azsweetheart013 Hey Nils, where'd you get those skills? No one's heard of a classical accordion, guitar as a hobby my ass, you're a natural. Unless you made a deal with the devil, your playing and singing is heaven on earth.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@adammocklerr @GeraldoRivera "but, his tone..." GTFOH

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@dpakman Even as a lame duck ?

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@historyinmemes Yeah, don't show the hinges on those jaws, dewd.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

Will there be a reckoning? Who will pay?

[Charlie Sykes @SykesCharlie]

So, this seems a rather urgent question: Is it now the policy of the United States Government that we can kidnap or assassinate the leader of any nation state without (1) a declaration of war or (2) a ruling by any court or international body?

Is that the new rule? That we get to kill anyone we want? Assassination is back on the table?
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[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

Not a fan of the warrior ethos.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@atrupar "The People's Ballroom" FFS

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@EricLDaugh Reminds me of the handler for the Playboy bunnies in Apocalypse Now, same energy.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

Remember all the "this is our 1776 moment" krap? I do. And it wasn't.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@SethAbramson What happened to the "Pottery Barn" rule?

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@atrupar What happened to "we're not the world's policeman" narrative?

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@aidnmclaughlin We? You mean us citizens? We, the people that read People.

[Jeff Murphy @net4jeff]

@AHaschi The Scrapper from Scranton.