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I hope my future husband is enjoying raw dogging whatever rando he managed to pull at the bar tonight 🙂 #HappyFridayKiddos

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@DollyParton ily

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

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Triggered by and spiraling from the memory of high school Paige (then a fan of the SC Gamecocks) literally wearing soffe shorts with the word “COCKS” across the ass ON THE REG.

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@ugotjammed Honestly, this was brilliant. I’m so proud

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I would die for @nathanfielder

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@cbhall1992 ...so...what was the final decision here? Worth a watch? The people of Twitter need to know.

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An attempt was made

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Me: “I have so much work to do. I’m drowning. There’s simply not enough time to get this all done!!”

*Also me*: Leisurely reads the 107-page Dominion v Giuliani complaint purely for pleasure

[PÆG-12E @net_kp_]

Attempted Coup Part Deux: Electoral Boogaloo #LockHimUp

[Sean Marotta @smmarotta]

[Enters time.]

Nonbillable/General Administration. 7.0: Monitor armed insurrection; exchange messages regarding same.

[PÆG-12E @net_kp_]

Fireworks or gunshots? #JustAtlantaThings #FILA 🙂

[DJ Judd @DJJudd]

Driving in Atlanta is like “take peachtree to peachtree, then turn left on peachtree. If you hit peachtree, you’ve gone too far.”

[PÆG-12E @net_kp_]

My parents bought me a nice vacuum I have been wanting for Christmas this year. I legitimately wept.

It’s official - I’m a boring adult who is moved to tears by household appliances now.

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Imagine- it’s 3 am and we’re #ScatteredSmotheredCovered drunk at Waffle House just ~vibin~ 🥺

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Lately I keep having nightmares about a bear cub stumbling into my house and then momma bear coming and mauling me and my parents. Unsure where this sudden bear paranoia is coming from considering I live in Atlanta... Someone please psychoanalyze me. Make it make sense. Thnx.

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@ugotjammed Can you imagine con law exam right now?! Big yikes.

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@liztarver

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I keep thinking how quickly my ass would have been fired by my firm/LIT UP by a judge if I went into a hearing half as unprepared as @RudyGiuliani 🤡 AND how does a licensed attorney (especially with his experience) not know what strict scrutiny is?! NORMAL SCRUTINY?!? lmfaoo 😂