Triggered by and spiraling from the memory of high school Paige (then a fan of the SC Gamecocks) literally wearing soffe shorts with the word “COCKS” across the ass ON THE REG.
Me: “I have so much work to do. I’m drowning. There’s simply not enough time to get this all done!!”
*Also me*: Leisurely reads the 107-page Dominion v Giuliani complaint purely for pleasure
My parents bought me a nice vacuum I have been wanting for Christmas this year. I legitimately wept.
It’s official - I’m a boring adult who is moved to tears by household appliances now.
Lately I keep having nightmares about a bear cub stumbling into my house and then momma bear coming and mauling me and my parents. Unsure where this sudden bear paranoia is coming from considering I live in Atlanta... Someone please psychoanalyze me. Make it make sense. Thnx.
I keep thinking how quickly my ass would have been fired by my firm/LIT UP by a judge if I went into a hearing half as unprepared as @RudyGiuliani 🤡 AND how does a licensed attorney (especially with his experience) not know what strict scrutiny is?! NORMAL SCRUTINY?!? lmfaoo 😂