when i worked at starbs one of my baristas called in like 30 mins before her shift started like “is it too late to call in sick” and i was like “yes.” and hung up and then immediately called back like “ok obviously if you’re sick stay home.” and she goes “no i was lying 😔”
“eunuch” and “vizier” have the highest comedic potential of any words in the English language
this cartoonist has done important work expanding the canon
"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing