Shaun

Toon / Pats / Celtics / LH44 / Cat Dad ⚽️ 🏈 🏀 🏎 🐈

[Shaun @netflecks]

Ancelotti clearly doesn’t watch Newcastle carabao cup highlights to know Bruno can’t take pens

[Shaun @netflecks]

Respectfully fuck off 👎🏼

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 BREAKING: Newcastle United have agreed a fee with Hoffenheim for winger Bazoumana Touré.
🙏🏻 There is hope within the club that they can finalise a deal for the Ivory Coast international, as per @LukeEdwardsTele. Cautious optimism, and player needs to have a medical.
🇨🇮 All going well, Touré is set to be the first of multiple new signings through the door at Newcastle, following the £170m
double sale of Anthony Gordon & Sandro Tonali.
#NUFC

[Shaun @netflecks]

Who would’ve thought Spence and Madueke would kill us 🙄 utter dogshit

[Shaun @netflecks]

Only we could top the group and feel depressed about it, horrible fucking team this

[Adri_Pltr @adri_pltr]

"Richarlison est bloqué au sommet de l'Everest, on va devoir faire jouer Endrick"

Ancelotti :

[Shaun @netflecks]

https://t.co/eEbVXbUcEb

[Shaun @netflecks]

The whole country watching Everton Football Club today

[Shaun @netflecks]

Genuinely can’t wait for us to be 1 nil in a knockout game against Mexico and he rolls out Jordan Henderson, we are so cooked

[Shaun @netflecks]

@Im_RobM Probably to make access to leazes park for construction traffic that bit easier to manage, the routes in aren’t great currently

[Shaun @netflecks]

I refuse to believe the officials are just that bad, absolute joke

[Shaun @netflecks]

Grim

[Shaun @netflecks]

I can only congratulate those in Newcastle that they — and now I will use inverted commas — found an idiot who will pay that much money.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 🙋🏻‍♂️ Bayern Munich have opened talks with Newcastle over a potential summer move for Anthony Gordon.
👂 💸 Newcastle will listen to offers for the England winger as they expect him to want to explore his options this summer.
🗣️ Bayern have now made official contact with the St James’ Park club, having kept tabs on the winger since the turn of the year.
🤝 🇩🇪 Understand Newcastle and Bayern have a good relationship.
📸 Gordon’s agents have also been pictured in Barcelona in recent days, but there’s been no direct contact with #NUFC and Barca as of yet.

[Shaun @netflecks]

Villa with some serious terrorist ball here, hope Forest turn them over midweek

[Shaun @netflecks]

I moved house today and the best part is I have 2 pokestops within range

[Shaun @netflecks]

@SCARFYYYY Eddie Howe isn’t winning his headers or holding the line

[Shaun @netflecks]

Plenty toon fans on here would probably find a reason to blame Howe for the Strait of Hormuz being shut

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

“Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.”

[Shaun @netflecks]

@prolbbb611231

[Shaun @netflecks]

I blame the Eddie Howe out haters, fake fans the lot of yous