netflixcouchguy

Random commentary, usually on whatever I'm streaming. I'm bad at Twitter, this is for fun, I think?

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@BkSheDevil At some point in my teen yeari dodhrbfir hire that a couple hrs with this lol

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@elonmusk charging for 2fa via SMS?..is the news actually correct? Are you THAT out of ideas? Talk to Yuzo Kano (founder of bitFlyer), he's just as unhinged as you are but he knows how to make 💰 when backed into a corner and clearly you do not.

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

#sonicboom can we just talk about...knuckles...what happened with the character design lol, you ok?

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@netflix better have some stellar content premiering when they roll out what appears to be their poorly thought out customer-last approach at cracking down on password sharing. There's not one single change that improves customer experience. 🤷‍♂️

[Toni Gentry @antoniabgentry]

two seconds before going onstage my mic fell out of my dress and i thought i pooped myself

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Can you imagine the meeting in which they decided all this? There wasn't a single intern to stand up and point out something's wrong?

It's wild they're picking on a kid.

[Josh @joshuagynther]

a little creepy for an awards body made up of adults to publicly humiliate a child #Razzies

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@Most Challenge: Start a GoFundMe, highest donations gets roasted by Aubrey in a 3 minute clip of weird. All donations go to a charity of Aubrey's choice. Challenge accepted? #AubreyPlaza ♥️

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Oh shit. OMG this movie DELIVERS. I was on the edge of my seat (couch) and shedding a few tears the entire time. The beginning is a bit corny but keep watching, a few min in and you'll be captivated by these actresses. So sad to learn the starring actress recently passed.

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Alright @netflix I'm ready for #JUNG_E to blow my mind *presses play*

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Alright @netflix I'm ready for #JUNG_E to blow my mind *presses play*

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@colesjr @brelow @changelater333 @libsoftiktok @elonmusk Why do you feel such a strong need to spread hatred? Who hurt you? It wasn't the person in this video so why say hurtful things about them? Focus on yourself and the ones you love, your life will be so much better once you figure out how to let go of your anger.

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@BkSheDevil oh shit, it was you! 💯💯💯💯💯🥹💰(I just finished the finale lol) Get yourself into stand-up comedy or @netflix make this woman the host/commentator of her own reality show. Such a firecracker, the people want more

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

"She's a makeup artist but ain't nothing made up about her." What a legendary #TheCircle hallway walk narration, go Sam!

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

I think it's so cool that #TheCircle5 added a deaf contestant, it's been really awesome feeling like she's directly communicating with viewers even though most of us don't know sign language.

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Gonna finish #TheCircle S5 today.I started it a while ago but didn't finish yet. I'm pretty sure I know who will win and I secretly want Jennifer to win 'cause that duo has been so cunning and wholesome! That said, I'ma be excited for whoever wins, this season was great people

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

This meme 😭😭😂 but jokes aside - fuck the drugs, gimme Netflix and a cuddle buddy and I'm good.

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Ok I promise @netflix is still my #1 but I've been watching cartoons on Amazon Prime for sleepy time lately and Costume Quest is 💯. Jackie Chan adventures, so wholesome! Can we have more multi-season cartoons based on celebrities who randomly talk @ end of each ep?

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@clhubes @netflix Lol nothing against gen-z but have you seen what gen-z likes? We're all garbage. It's not just us or them 🙃

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

Ok so I just started watching #TheLastOfUs and I haven't played the game so please no spoilies. But goddammit, #AnnaTorv became one of my favorite characters even though I knew that meant they'd be killing her off 😭 bring her back that's not fair

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@yuyublush @PopBase It's the famously stinky durian fruit that you're thinking of, but I'm guessing her head is 100% less stinky!

[netflixcouchguy @netflixcouchguy]

@Most @netflix She's a legendary weirdo like Jennifer Coolidge (top of mind after watching white lotus lol), I've loved everything I've seen her in!