Owen

he/him | CS2 AWPer | Melee Sheik | If Taylor Swift and The Wrecks had a baby | UCLA Neuro ‘24 | Profile Pic by @neptune_img | BLM

[Owen @netherPcs]

“Teal was the color of your shirt when you were 16 at the yogurt shop…”

[Owen @netherPcs]

Thinking a hibachi chef is trying to tax your food is like thinking the stripper is really into you

[Owen @netherPcs]

Going to hibachi so much that you start pre-rolling the jokes

[Owen @netherPcs]

They had extras 🙌

[Owen @netherPcs]

Setting up pizza catering for two events at work today before lunch had me like this

[nathan @nathanrobii]

it will only ever be the second best piece of media about chris hansen

[Owen @netherPcs]

Barbecue sauce is trickle up bourgeois while honey mustard is trickle down. Ketchup is the true universal condiment

[Owen @netherPcs]

@FranceNews24 cute beaver

[Owen @netherPcs]

@jennylewis @Srirachachau That dress is quite fish in a bowl

[Owen @netherPcs]

LA is fucked man I’ve been walking to the park to play pickleball and basketball and just to read and I was thinking to myself how lovely the summer time is around such a vibrant community, meanwhile it’s the first day of February and trees have not yet dared to bear fruit

[Owen @netherPcs]

@ihatepremiere @Flubberson If you watch more than two movies a month it’s worth it. Lot of flops out right now because it’s January / February, but there’s enough to be worth it I reckon, and it’s easier to go try some hidden gems that you might not like

[Owen @netherPcs]

The more I think about it the more I believe the sphere is the best 3D shape. There’s just something about an orb that is so satisfying, both in look and feel. Love a good orange to throw around in my palm! Come back tomorrow for more fun shape musings!

[Owen @netherPcs]

Boys like Anna Kendrick, men like Anne Hathaway

[Owen @netherPcs]

@ihatepremiere Yupppp

[Owen @netherPcs]

@ihatepremiere Having the wordle >>>>

[Owen @netherPcs]

@ihatepremiere Bsports coming to fruition

[Owen @netherPcs]

@Pigdah Which month

[Owen @netherPcs]

white boys don't say "that's so money" anymore

[Owen @netherPcs]

Fearless is the trav killa

[Owen @netherPcs]

@ihatepremiere Is he like the Gracie Abrams of djs

[Owen @netherPcs]

Mom said it’s my turn on the alt right forums

[Owen @netherPcs]

@swagseal opus