Holland Stocker

An American pretending to be an adult in Germany.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

Hey, @TheEllenShow, I can't help but notice that @shaner528 is hilarious. http://t.co/APB9eHeAqA #MakeEllenLaugh

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

@TheEllenShow I tried to think of a funny tweet, but I'll let @shaner528 make you laugh instead. http://t.co/APB9eHeAqA #MakeEllenLaugh

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

@TheEllenShow I don't always tweet, but when I do, it's so that @shaner528 can make you laugh. http://t.co/APB9eHeAqA #MakeEllenLaugh

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

This Baylor-WVU game is crazy.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

61º is a lie. It feels like summer outside.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

A class held by a professor names Götze, M.? Tempted. Oh so tempted.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

müüüüüüüde

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

I smell like Germany.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

The amount to which I love Radiohead's 'Let Down' cannot be measured.

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

I JUST BROKE A BATMAN PIÑATA OVER MY KNEE #CALLMEBANE

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

Is there anything worse than having to do dishes by hand? No? I didn't think so.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

Pitt, anyone? Enjoying this from across the pond.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

I think I would die without chapstick.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

@kwheels31 lol what's sleep?

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

lolz what is sleep?

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

ich kann nicht schlafennnnn.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

I drank coffee far too close to bedtime. Bad idea since I need to get up early tomorrow.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

Jede Nacht...

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

Mülltrennung is the bane of my existence.

[Holland Stocker @netherlands_the]

Today is a 'get shit done' kind of day. Zuerst zum Akademischen Auslansamt und dann zur Bank.