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I remember the days before the Blue Ruin. Now I'm waiting for Agent Orange to start the Green Revolution, to conquer this Red Menace. #ENTP

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I went in for a COVID test today. The nurse practitioner pressed play on an old stereo. Smash Mouth’s 1999 anthem “All Star” started playing. “Sing” she said. I couldn’t remember the lyrics. “You have COVID”, she said, making her finger and thumb the shape of an L on her forehead

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I wish cats understood dancing

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If you wanna see me passionate go ahead and try to tell me that celery is a useless vegetable

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If I was on Sesame Street I would be the sugar snap pea monster fr

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@bobmdolan @CBE68855409 @greg_scott @CandiceHorbacz Everyone is allowed to have their own rules and boundaries. I guess my issue is assuming her husband would feel the same as you. Perhaps he also saw (as she did) an opportunity to educate partners about how their partners might be feeling in a similar routine.

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@RIFT_589 @CandiceHorbacz Wait it’s feminist to expect a man to know what he does (and doesn’t) want? Isn’t that what men famously critique women for?

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I’ve processed a lot of grief in my life but New Wave Burrito’s permanent closing is still raw

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@RIFT_589 @CandiceHorbacz Was her husband too much of a coward to say, hey, the maintenance of another child would be too much for me at this point? To know his own capabilities? This conversation again assumes that women are default caregivers. Why is this man not voicing his true opinions?

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@greg_scott @bobmdolan @CandiceHorbacz Hey Greg. She literally says the opposite - that her husband asks HER every night what’s for dinner.

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@evilvampireguy @Twhitman30 @brococoli_ @NewsDaze @BGatesIsaPyscho why is it relevant then

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@evilvampireguy @Twhitman30 @brococoli_ @NewsDaze @BGatesIsaPyscho You responded to someone talking about the current conflict by saying “it was Russia’s land first lol”. What did you mean by that then?

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@evilvampireguy @Twhitman30 @brococoli_ @NewsDaze @BGatesIsaPyscho Right, forgot about the great Pangaea sale. Even native Americans didn’t consider themselves “owners”. Anyway, the point is, arguing it was “Russia’s first” in support of their invasion isn’t a sound argument.

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@evilvampireguy @Twhitman30 @brococoli_ @NewsDaze @BGatesIsaPyscho *sigh* what’s the difference? why do we feel the need to draw this line, when it still stands that defending Russia’s invasion by claiming it was “their” land isn’t a reasonable defense. If you go back far enough, NO ONE owned it. Are we all just “controlling” our real estate?

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@Twhitman30 @evilvampireguy @brococoli_ @NewsDaze @BGatesIsaPyscho Tracy, we’re in agreement. You’ve illustrated my point. And - I’m an American.
Imagine the UK seized the land east of the Mississippi, killing American families to do so, and the argument defending their actions was: “well, it was Great Britain’s land first.”

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@evilvampireguy @brococoli_ @Twhitman30 @NewsDaze @BGatesIsaPyscho Oh sweetheart. Guess who owned the land that is now the United States “first”? Would you be ok with it being chopped up again, by force, from the original colonizers of the west? Wait, no, how about we give it back to the Native Americans?
Do you see how “first” is meaningless?

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y’all have never flown with a personal item consisting solely of various croissants. you ain’t about this life

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I had a dream I met Katy Perry and she was not cool. Lady Gaga was though

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@PainInTheAsh95 guilty as charged

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when the screen time hits

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when I see a bee out past 5 PM it’s like oooh she’s working late I hope she gets overtime pay

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Raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by the sun