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#AmexHenriBendel - How many Zen Buddhist does it take to change a light bulb Two One to change it and one not to change it

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#AmexSH - IBM Advanced Systems Group a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes with

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#AmexBrio - YES! YES! YES! Oh YES! ooops I sound like Meg Ryan ; Ian Nandhra

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#AmexWine - Q: How can I choose what groups to post in Q: How about an example A: Ok Let's say you want to report that Gretzky

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#AmexBumble - I got a hint of things to come when I overheard my boss lamenting 'The books are done and we still don't have an

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#Amexhotelsdotcom - Q: Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate A: 'Cause if you give him a

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#Amexhotelsdotcom - We can't schedule an orgy it might be construed as fighting Stanley Sutton

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#Amexboxed - QOTD: What women and psychologists call dropping your armor' we call baring your neck

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#AmexHotelsdotcom - This fortune intentionally says nothing

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#AmexBoxed - Imitation is the sincerest form of television The New Mighty Mouse

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#AmexUniqlo - It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize

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#AmexHamptonHGI - The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal wellmeaning but without understanding

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#AmexSaks - Real programmers don't bring brownbag lunches If the vending machine doesn't sell it they don't eat it Vending machines

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#Amex1800Flowers - It is only with the heart one can see clearly; what is essential is invisible to the eye The Fox 'The Little Prince

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#AmexBouqs - A list is only as strong as its weakest link Don Knuth

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#AmexHotelStorm - Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: 1 If it doesn't run Unix forget it 2 Any computer design over 10 years old

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#AmexTravel - defun NF a c cond null c atom car c append list eval list 'getchar list car c 'a cadr c nf a cddr c t append

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#AmexSurLaTable - Guillotine n: A French chopping center

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#AmexGift - Weinberg's Principle: An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy

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#AmexCountryInns - I know what custody of the children means Get even That's all custody means Get even with your old lady Lenny Bruce