Net Nardo 🐜

“Not interested in this ad”

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

Damnit! It’s been 2:10pm for like 75 minutes!

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

I’m never going to realize my dream of being a country singer, because I like my beer room temp. 🍺

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

No more late night Oreos! 🫩 There! Will that change my algorithm?

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

Feels great to be done with a project I didn’t want to do in the first place! 🥇

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

During Eddie Murphy's DELIRIOUS, a heckler shouts but someone shuts them down immediately. That someone was his brother Charlie Murphy 😂

[NASA @NASA]

It’s not a straight shot to the far side of the Moon! 🌕

Over approximately 10 days, the Artemis II astronauts will orbit Earth twice before looping around the far side of the Moon in a figure eight and returning home.

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

When my new MacBook goes from “Out for Delivery” to “Arriving Tomorrow”! Thanks, @amazon prime! 🚚

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

@ijustine Finally something in my feed that that I enjoy! 💻

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

Left the house to attend a thing!
Nine Inch Nails | Peel It Back Tour | Dallas, Tx

#NineInchNails #TrentReznor #NIN
#NorthTexas #PrettyHateMachine
@nineinchnails

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

⛄️ 🔪

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Roads closed. Pipes frozen. Albinos virtually invisible.

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

Here I come, 2026! 🥳

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Rob Reiner 🤍

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

The only Christmas decorating I’ve done this year. 🎄
#GoodGrief

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

Too many political posts on my timeline so here’s a pic of @AngieMGriffin & her kitty on National Cat Herders Day! Hopefully this changes my algorithm! 🐱

#AngieGriffin #CatLady
#NationalCatHerdersDay

[Net Nardo 🐜 @NetNardo]

Me at 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am…

[Dwight Yoakam @DwightYoakam]

But how many of you that sit and judged me
Ever walked the streets of Bakersfield?🎶

Dwight Yoakam and Buck Owen's singing "Streets of Bakersfield"

-D Team

#dwightyoakam #buckowens #streetsofbakersfield

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @simpsons_DG]

Steamed Hams, but voiced by Jeff Goldblum...

[KISS @kiss]

We are devastated by the passing of Ace Frehley. He was an essential and irreplaceable rock soldier during some of the most formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. He is and will always be a part of KISS's legacy. Our thoughts are with Jeanette, Monique and all those who loved him, including our fans around the world.