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genius, podcastress, award winning soothsayer, etc

[net prophetess @netprophetess]

everything will change for you when you realize that you are your own neglected hamster. enrich your enclosure today.

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@playerone87790 @hollowearthterf She would go to a maximum security psychiatric hospital which are arguably worse than prison and statistically, people stay there longer, if they ever get out at all.

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@s0me0neimet why is he indian now? not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just a curious soul

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hot girl lit hack: commit wire fraud and go to prison, where you will devote all your time to reading and doing pilates in your cell

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i’ve had enough of clean girl. Send in dirty woman

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I choose to be an organ donor because i’m evil and i want my evil organs to haunt others when i die

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i have a bootyshort farmers tan

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@peachsweet_tea Some kids just irrationally hate being in the car and go ballistic. The replies are psycho

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happy pride month to all the gay guys i dated

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I know what I need. Huge unfuckable pajamas.

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Hearing uncensored foul language on reality TV is jarring. I yearn for the beeps of cable television. The genre needs those beeps.

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obsessed with meandering around the grocery store every time i shop, staring at things for a long time indecisively as if i’ve never bought food before only to buy the same 8 items as always

[tetsuo @tetsuoai]

crazy how autistic females gave us EDM

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@hollowearthterf shopping addiction wife vs sex addiction wife? those are the only two choices?

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“male morality” = boinking anything that moves
having standards = Evil

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

Women are neither good nor bad. They are self interested. They seem evil b/c we project our male morality onto them.

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@cleobug101 Not really, being thin with naturally huge boobs is probably the rarest body type.

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@cleobug101 have you perchance considered that one has Tits that are Huge and the other Doesn’t ?

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@chan_lambda Some call her a meme. I call her an icon…

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New episode out 🤍
Join me as we explore Elon Musk's ever-growing harem, a trans vegan death cult, Myspace's most infamous scene queen Kiki Kannibal, and answer all of your love questions…
https://t.co/ifKEw4GsGc

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@bunnyggamer we r the same woman

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at times, as a woman, you come to.
body aching, blinded by fluorescents, stumbling, drowned in the sonic tempest of easy listening. you are in HomeGoods. no memory of how you got there, or why. ohhh wow look they have seasonal tea towels

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i am my own horse.