Buckaroo Banzai

No matter where you go..There you are..... Buckaroo Banzai

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@PureMichigan Ohio

[d gal 🇺🇸 @ddgalinca]

@libsoftiktok

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@WHLeavitt @ViralVideos People helping him up whispering, “Look frail and injured Comrade”

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@Local12 What’s their cut gonna be?

[Sith Daddy @sithdaddyx]

Let's celebrate the resignation of Keir Starmer with this wonderful song. Bye-bye, Keir! We will remember you as the biggest wanker of all UK leaders. Donald Trump and his band are performing this song for your pleasure. The Spotify version is coming soon.

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@Herb4Contr71557 @r0ck3t23 Brilliant!

[Adam from Price Hill @still_hustling]

Ohio folks, we should start posting make-believe statistics about the left exactly like they do to us.

1. List the data and make it sound academic.
2. Then drop a specific Ohio Democrat who gets on your nerves on X.

Example in action:

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Advanced Copeology (Vol. 69, Issue 420) has found that Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is directly caused by parasitic brain worms acquired through ass-eating. It was also discovered that most Democrats participate at least twice a week, raising their chances dramatically of developing symptoms.

Researchers at the University of Copium tracked 10,000 Democrats over 18 months and discovered a 94.7% correlation between ‘munch frequency’ and spontaneous meltdowns. Lead author Dr. Heinrich von Butthurt concluded: “The worms thrive in low-information, high-cope environments like BlueSky and Reddit.”

@LMAOCharlieKirk, reigning world record holder and undisputed butt-munching champion, was rushed to Cedars-Sinai shortly after the November election during a severe TDS flare-up. He was treated but still has not been released, pending further study. His case was so critical that it led to further scientific investigation.

Production of his current film “Lord of the Rims” has been paused by Netflix.

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Now go make your own. The left started this fake-stat game; time to play it better.

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@xayviza @grok what is this song?

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐊𝐍𝐄𝐄. 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐀 𝐋𝐄𝐆. 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 “𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄” 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐇𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒

Roseanne Milburn, 61, of Winnipeg, had a routine procedure turn into an amputation — not because the surgery failed, but because Canada’s government-run system couldn’t find her a bed.

A surgeon at Winnipeg’s Health Sciences Centre removed dead tissue from her knee, then sent her to Concordia Hospital with the plan to bring her back that same day so a specialist could stitch the wound (CBC News). She was never brought back.

There was no bed at HSC. So she sat at Concordia with an 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬, waiting for the system to make room.

As the video narrator put it: “𝘌𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢. 𝘕𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘶𝘣𝘢, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘳-𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘳𝘥-𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘺. 𝘕𝘰, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘯𝘰, 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘢.”

By the time a bed opened, the wound had rotted past saving. The doctors told her the leg couldn’t be salvaged. On a Friday in December, Roseanne Milburn lost her 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐠 — over a missing hospital bed.

This is not a freak accident. It is the predictable output of a system that rations care by making people wait.

In 2025, the median Canadian waited 𝟐𝟖.𝟔 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬 from a GP referral to actual treatment (Fraser Institute). For orthopedic surgery — the exact category Milburn needed — the median wait is 𝟒𝟖.𝟔 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐬. Nearly a full year. By design.

That is 222 percent longer than the 9.3-week wait Canadians faced in 1993 (Fraser Institute). The system isn’t getting better. It’s getting slower — and the waiting list itself becomes the rationing mechanism.

Defenders call it “𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦”. It is not free. Roseanne Milburn paid for it. She paid with her leg.

Every politician selling “𝘔𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘈𝘭𝘭” is selling this — the bed that never opens, the specialist who never comes, the wound that turns black while a bureaucrat shuffles a list.

𝐀 𝐰𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝.

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@mattvanswol Come to St. Someone’s Festival!
It’s a riot!!

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@still_hustling Toledo, Columbus, when will Cincinnati get hit?

[Adam from Price Hill @still_hustling]

The judge who gave this waste of space probation and no bond after he allegedly assaulted a police officer more than a year ago. Despite an outstanding warrant, he remained on the streets until he was arrested and charged in the fatal stabbing of a Skyline Chili employee, a mother supporting two children and caring for her ill father.

At some point, accountability matters in Cincinnati and across Ohio.

[bbowden18 @Bluestown901]

@PamelaHensley22 Kimmel hasn't been Funny since Ever...

[Dave @BatDave]

Pratt's ad: When I was 20, I was doing reality TV. When Kimmel was 20, he was doing blackface on TV.

Today, I'm running for office and Kimmel is still just doing terrible comedy on TV. Me cleaning up LA is no laughing matter. I'm going to do it and I appreciate his anti-endorsement.

[Pamela Hensley🇺🇸 @PamelaHensley22]

Jimmy Kimmel spent five minutes trashing Spencer Pratt and urging viewers to vote against him. And guess what? None of it was funny. Calling it "comedy" lets ABC dodge equal time laws. Pratt got no chance to respond. This is a clear violation of campaign law.

[Buckaroo Banzai @netscape_dialup]

@atensnut Hush, Hush, Hush, Paula Cole & Peter Gabriel. Heartbreaking

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@TaraBull Well on the bright side, there was no break dancing after getting the diploma…

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@even__tide @Breaking57 Assholes

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@Sassafrass_84 Not once

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

CBS News said there was no evidence of fraud.

The NYT said the Somali community was being targeted

CNN said there was "little evidence."

Tim Walz said it was “white supremacy” to expose fraud

Today: $90M busted and 15 charged.

IT WAS ALL FRAUD AND THEY KNEW.