Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩

Lady of Perpetual Sighs. Attracted to the beautifully melancholic. Critter. Love dinos, Disney, and anything cute. I spend way too much time on the internet.

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

@hankgreen I had anxiety/nausea throughout the whole thing

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

Never on here but couldn’t pass up making solar eclipse/Rex Manning day posters. Enjoy #rexmanningday #empirerecords #damnthemansavetheempire

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

I haven’t really been on here last few years, but since the boat is sinking…

So long and thanks for all the fish

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

Hi, haven’t been on here in nearly a year. It’s my birthday and THIS happens?! 2022 thou art a heartless bitch

So I made this

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

It’s been zero days since our last mass shooting

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Authorities say three students killed and six people injured in Michigan high school shooting. A 15-year-old gunman has been arrested.

https://t.co/oQQTGwzvXn

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chevy. He doesn’t mind the colder weather because he gets to wear his hoodie. It’s very cozy. 13/10

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

@emilem47 That’s on me. I am so sorry. I’ll work to do better next time.

[Allison Hussey @allisonhussey]

correct use of disposable income, no notes

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

Why @POTUS are you making a law that any bank transaction of $600 or more be tracked and audited?

Fuck off with that political overreach

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Biden: "Where is it written that all the tax breaks in the American tax code go to corporations and the very top? I think it's enough, I'm tired of it. For me, it's pretty simple — it's about time working people got the tax breaks in this country."

[CBS News @CBSNews]

President Biden: "Where is it written that all the tax breaks in the American tax code go to corporations and the very top? I think it's enough, I'm tired of it. For me, it's pretty simple — it's about time working people got the tax breaks in this country."

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

Ffs

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: The family of Brian Laundrie, the boyfriend of 22-year-old Gabby Petito, who went missing while the couple was on a cross-country trip, said Friday night his whereabouts are now unknown too. https://t.co/Mw1rxO1WeD

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: The family of Brian Laundrie, the boyfriend of 22-year-old Gabby Petito, who went missing while the couple was on a cross-country trip, said Friday night his whereabouts are now unknown too. https://t.co/Mw1rxO1WeD

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

I seriously don’t want to hear anything more about this Brian guy until this schmuck opens his mouth and tells us what happened to Gabby

[Johnattan F. Bilancieri @BilancieriNews]

🌀The eye.
#Hurricane_ida

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

@IMDb you might want to fix this on your homepage #EdAsnerRIP

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

Sir

SIR

Holy fuck

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Could you imagine if I were President right now and we had this massive attack from the Coronavirus. You know they like to call it the, they have new names and they’ll have other new names but it’s exactly what we had.

[Kristen Goosebumps 🦖🍩 @netsirktheory]

@AnneWheaton My aunt is in radiology and is against getting it. Completely maddening.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I miss you, Robin.