Netters🌻

I am me. Nobody else can say that. Or wants to.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

These are killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

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[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

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[gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn]

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

In the middle of a pandemic that has killed 200,000 and caused 30 million to lose their job, Amy Coney Barrett is being put on the Supreme Court for the explicit purpose of being the deciding vote on a pending case to end health care for 23 million of us.

Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

[Half An Onion 🧅 @HalfOnionInABag]

Oh to be a dog lounging belly up on a sofa completely oblivious to everything else.

[phil @philipjonathn]

Somebody please check on @inagarten

[Barb McQuade @BarbMcQuade]

Here are the GOP defenses I have heard so far to articles of impeachment, along with the knee-jerk responses I have been shouting at my television.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

FUCK YES INJECT THIS STRAIGHT INTO MY VEINS

[NastyWomenofNPS @NastyWomenofNPS]

On a recent class trip to Philadelphia, a blind student got to do something almost no one does - touch the Liberty Bell. A park ranger removed the rope and guided him to feel all of the parts of the bell, explaining everything as they went along.
📷: Jennifer Llewellyn Ruth

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This may be my favorite dog video ever.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

[TW: transphobia, trans death]

On the morning of August 7, 1995, 24 year-old Tyra Hunter was on her way to work as a passenger in a friend's car when it collided at an intersection. She and her friend were pulled from the wreckage, and paramedics were called. (thread)

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Nah, last time there was a joke at a debate it became president.

[Narcissist Problems @Narc_Problems]

If I'm raped, get pregnant, have an abortion & then face 99 years in prison... I'm gonna go out with a bang & kill my rapist & anyone else who said it was my fault for being out after the street lights came on while wearing leggings.
#AlabamaAbortionBan
#AlabamaHatesWomen

[brucie baby @menu_eyes]

The librarians are getting aggressive

[Netters🌻 @Netters69]

@DarlaShine You really are a special kind of stupid aren't you.

[John P Erwin III MD MBA MACC (#BigPoppy ) @HeartOTXHeartMD]

Our American Society has a very short memory. #VACCINATE , please!

[SJ Wills @SophsWills]

Youngest just pointed a nerf gun at me and said "Freeze! It's the FYI!" and now I want to write a story about a bunch of crack mansplainers who storm in and hand out unwanted advice.