depopenthusiast

2x b2b jolliest hot nutzer (2024/2025)

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

walked into a jersey mike’s in massachusetts today and ordered a “week 1 Drake Maye on a foot long”. the guy behind the counter gave me a defeated, yet understanding glare as he made my 3 meatball subs #notmyqb

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

i’m a 6 of all trades but a 7 of none

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

@wetgrape84 nooooooo just the sangwhich

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

@spurtygirl what does “NJ coded” even entail

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

the absolute worst 20 year old, morally questionable white guy you know is posting this on his ig story and captioning it “me and drake got the same type for real”

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

C isn’t sharp just bricked my account on bo2, little does he know im going to stuff a brick down his esophagus #genuineloser #treyarchpleasedosomething #bo2

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

does anyone have a spare chipotle bowl that they could donate to a child in need? #hungry #outofrewardpoints

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

lmk what the going rate is these days for a personal cocteau twins lyric translator, i’ll pay top dollar #goats #wtfaretheysayingfr

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

@spurtygirl i almost achieved this 2 days ago

[Ron T Jacobs @RTjacobs_]

Bron to the knickerbockers #furry

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

@spurtygirl i suppose but i wouldn’t be funding either of them because i’ll be too busy trying to monetize my twitter shitposts leading me to be egregiously broke

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

how i be moving when i haven’t showered in a week and im on hour 71 of my 72hr deodorant

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

my dream life is to be somebody’s partially present baby daddy auditioning for streamer university

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

i swear to god if i see one more ig archive page post about lily rose depp and timothee chalamet’s former relationship i will blow my brains out no bullshit

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

i can’t tell if everyone who bets on portugal to succeed in the world cup every 4 years actually enjoy giving free donations to vegas, or need to seek mental and financial help #WorldCup #messibetterlilbro

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

@LMCD__ @spurtygirl i need to take revenge on ronaldo for subjecting me to watch his incredibly washed and decrepit ahhh play football in 2026

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

@spurtygirl the only hate watch i’ve been more excited for than i am for this one was the bears in the nfc divisional last year because im always and forever #packersfc

[depopenthusiast @nettspendhater3]

messi during this world cup match vs algeria was moving like me when i get geeked and see wingstop and a box of entenmann’s crumb donuts in front of me #hattrick #letsplayfootball #geekmonster