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follow for inactivity

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Casino bathroom small talk be like “Any luck tonight?”

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Is my aura not enough

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@aimanator4 I’ll let her find out on her own

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When do I tell her about my ritualistic bedside mcdouble

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One large men’s beer please

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NPC music

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@the_astronomers Potentially, I’ll give it some thought

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should’ve brought a candle instead

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just cracked an orange crush on the toilet

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@urn3xtgf real

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treating m’lady to a hot pocket

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coffee for dinner

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real bofa hours

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When there's 4 instalockers and they all tell you which Controller to play

playboxerino/Tiktok | #VALORANT

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@urn3xtgf i learned from russel peters

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@urn3xtgf you get 5 memorable poops in your life

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i farted while air frying taquito and i’m afraid it swirled in

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made the uber driver laugh gn

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need a burrito