Mary

[The Last Squatch @TheLastSquatch]

FUN FACT: Michelle Obama and Jill Biden never had to hold a press conference to deny being part of a sex trafficking ring.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Every single candidate Trump endorsed lost last night.

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

Can we Make Presidents Smart Again?!

[Jasmine Crockett @JasmineForUS]

WIN: Kimmel is back on the air!

LOSS: It is clear that the person running the country is ill equipped. Maybe hooked on phonics would be helpful. 🤷🏾‍♀️ uh-see-tuh-MI-nuh-fuhn (acetaminophen); they know that he reads on a second grade level. They were wrong for giving him that SAT word with no heads up or is the question whether or not his mother took Tylenol when she was pregnant with him?

[Covie @covie_93]

Weird how Republicans can link Tylenol to autism with no evidence but can't see the link between guns and mass shootings despite a mountain of evidence.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you can’t pronounce Acetaminophen, you probably shouldn’t be giving out medical advice related to Acetaminophen.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

What we are witnessing is an outright abuse of power.

This administration is attacking critics and using fear as a weapon to silence anyone who would speak out. Media corporations — from television networks to newspapers — are capitulating to these threats.

We cannot dare to be silent or complacent in the face of this frontal assault on free speech.

We, the People, deserve better.

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

So Charlie Kirk can say don't trust black pilots.
Charlie Kirk can disparage single, working women.
Charlie Kirk can say lives are expendable for the Second Amendment.
But once Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke about Charlie Kirk he gets fired.
No free speech in America anymore.

[Sophia Bush @SophiaBush]

The First Amendment doesn’t exist in America anymore. Period. Fascism is here and it’s chilling.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 BREAKING: Cowboys are reportedly trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Parsons to the Packers, per @adamschefter

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift announced their engagement 💍

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I was playing trivia and missed this. I FUCKING LOVE SOPHIE CUNNINGHAM. ABOUT TIME SOMEBODY SAID ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. YOU CHEAP SHOT CAITLIN WE WILL GET YOU. #feverrising #SophieCunningham #tresleches

[Hulu @hulu]

This moment will stay with us forever. #TheHandmaidsTale

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

Angel Reese flipped out on a normal take foul by Clark. Meanwhile this is how she fouls Clark..

Make it make sense.
Angel is the most out of touch with reality person ever 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Indiana Fever @IndianaFever]

a triple-double for Caitlin Clark on opening day 🔥

20 PTS | 10 AST | 10 REB

#NowYouKnow

[Chase Oliver @ChaseForLiberty]

I dare a MAGA supporter to find me a gas station under 2 bucks a gallon.
Proof with a dated receipt, please.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Former Rep. Matt Gaetz used illegal drugs on multiple occasions and paid for sex with a 17-year-old girl, House Ethics Committee finds https://t.co/1gYVO1em8G

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump just announced a 25% tariff on everything coming into the United States from Mexico and Canada. Hey MAGA - remember all those prices you were crying about? Get ready for things to be A LOT more expensive! This is what you voted for!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

We warned you trump-voting motherfuckers. Just prepare yourselves for the loudest and longest "I told you so's" you've ever heard.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

PACKERS BLOCK THE FG FOR THE WIN!!!!!! 🤯😱

UNREAL.

(via @NFL)