Michael Neumann

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

My tribute to the all-consuming, cleansing flame. #MyXAnniversary

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@Noah_Hostetler Hey Noah? This is a pretty good example of why the MLB sucks butt.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@AdamMKaufman Why would fans give a crap about TV ratings anyway? That's an NBA profit metric. "O noes these teams won't bring in good ratings!" is a totally empty sentiment. It's not like the league is in jeopardy of folding without a big market in the title match-up.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@deucemcbrideszn @espn Underrated tweet.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@mmmsherbet 1. Pulp
2. Hollywood
3. Reservoir
4. Django
5. Inglorious
6. Jackie
7. Kill Bill 1
8. Hateful 8
9. Kill Bill 2
10. Death Proof

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@seanmonaghan13 @Phins2winn I am uncomfortable watching Tua play football lately. Hopefully he's able to come back next season and take the hits he'll inevitably take, and with no deterrent to his brain or head or anything like that. I think "learn how to fall better" is over-simplifying the real concern.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@seanmonaghan13 Go Bills!

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@Mamtor13 Ah, so more like cookie (sorry, biscuit) or a dainty sandwich.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@Mamtor13 Like Bane did to Batman?

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo *fucken

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo *fuckin'

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@andy_mays @ohnonotjubo 5 year timeline for your move to Seattle?

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo Also part of aging is that you more frequently say to those younger than you: "Just you wait."

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@andy_mays @ohnonotjubo We start at Puyallup. And then we move onward to the Puyallup Cemetery for <redacted>.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo Please don't puyallup so loudly. It's vulgar.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo "What's in the barn???"
"...barn cat. Barn Cat is in the barn."
<confetti>

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo I'm guessing this is at least partly because he correctly guessed what was in the shed and never received his prize.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo I didn't see you look very hard for the Necronomicon I guessed would be there.

[Michael Neumann @neumdaddy]

@ohnonotjubo I'm looking for a weed today. Sorry, WHIC.