Dr. Bane 💉

Too trashy to be beloved. #sciencewitch

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

hey now guys, there’s plenty of disappointment to go around!

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

mastodon sounds fine but me and my mushroom kin are connecting on a new social platform called THE UNIMAGINABLY VAST MYCORRHIZAL NETWORK PULSING BENEATH YOUR VERY FEET

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

@TriggerLoop also what is a threat to employees is clearly open to interpretation depending on how secure the campus police are currently feeling

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

campus-wide alerts for petty “crime” are copaganda

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

@TriggerLoop mandated by cops!

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

late semester tuesday vibes

[here lies musa @idealbraintonic]

me: i want 2 get a job in [industry]
everyone who currently has a job in [industry]:

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

@ajshackman oh for sure but we are working with what we are working with here

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

You: Going to therapy, engaging in healthy stress relief activities

Me: Angrily tweeting about stats pet peeves to avoid feeling anything real

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

Seriously fight me.

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

Reading another fiber photometry paper wondering how many trials y’all had to inappropriately treat as independent to get those skinny ass error bars.

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

I understand that I am shouting in to the void but also what else is new?

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

How can I tell whether I work with a bunch of dickholes or if I’m just experiencing “increased mental distance from and feelings of negativity or cynicism towards [my] job”? https://t.co/2EXAvSZGVo

[Dr. Undergrad, PhD @DrUndergradPhD]

Happy Monday

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

How much longer until we can resume yelling at people in person?

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

but are the high schoolers excited about science?

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

The whole chorus is made up of lawyers

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

why are we listening to these useless presentations instead of devoting actual time to addressing hard questions?

[Dr. Bane 💉 @neurobane]

I’m generally pretty cynical but I’m truly impressed by the ability of some NIH directors to truly miss the fucking point