Matthew

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Matthew @neurobro]

I think my nose is my best facial feature

[Matthew @neurobro]

Remember when the world ended in 2012? Good times man

[Matthew @neurobro]

My niece says I'm a nice guy because I haven't killed anyone

[Matthew @neurobro]

*passive aggressive tweet*

[Matthew @neurobro]

Eww!! My parents had sex 19 years ago

[Matthew @neurobro]

Fun fact: hamsters are native to Syria... not pet stores

[Matthew @neurobro]

What do you even do with magazines?

[Matthew @neurobro]

@notnubya you gotta hang out with more white people... we think everything is spicy

[Matthew @neurobro]

@notnubya spitters are quitters

[Matthew @neurobro]

Wait... so I don't have school next week? What am I supposed to do?

[UberDanger @UberDanger]

My favourite video

[Matthew @neurobro]

Why the hell is the toilet paper in my house softer than my tissues?!?!? My ass doesn't need the gentle caress of angel babies when I'm sick