Neuro

Info daily with jokes.

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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

It's racy.

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Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

But you do always get the last laugh.

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Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

You snooze you lose... not sleep. That's for sure.

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I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na.

Yet about potassium... K.

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You're sweeter than 3.14

Yet equally irrational.

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Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli.

The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

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The breath may give us more information than we realize.

Probably not more information that Facebook gives advertisers but it gives a lot of info.

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Human language is a complex form of communication.

Non-human primates also display some aspects of spoken language, namely using the banana emoji.

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Patients often outlive physicians’ estimates of their survival.

There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of proving a doctor wrong.

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Language may have evolved from communication by gestures.

Now, it's known as "Italian".

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In an experiment, groups of people were allowed to sleep or were deprived of sleep before a word-pairs test. The sleep group recalled more.

Meanwhile the group that stayed up all night seemed to remember having more fun.

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Evolution is the process by which the complexity of all types of biology comes to be.

Creation is the process by which you abandon rational thought and ignore facts.

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Obviously, today we know that Freud was incorrect about a lot of things.

Though some women do feel he was right about vibrators.

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'How to dismantle a nuclear bomb'

Peace by peace.

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'Optic nerve stimulation to aid the blind'

V won.

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'Children told lies by parents subsequently lie more as adults, face adjustment difficulty'

Morality by Santa Claus is a Catch-22.

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'Waking just one hour earlier cuts depression risk by double digits, study finds'

Till removing outliers that slept in through an exam.

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'How to simulate softness'

Try less hard.

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'Sand dunes can 'communicate' with each other'

But signal is grainy.

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'The right dose of geoengineering could reduce climate change risks'

The wrong dose seems to have made Earth into a giant mall.

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