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"A Simple Desultory Philippic"~Paul Simon -

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Make being kind & smiling to all you encounter part of your job description as a human in life. Thank you in advance for all your hard work.

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@ArmandDoma How meta

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@RetroCoast The US Government

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@AdamaxBro 💯 there’s more out there that wifey isn’t aware of yet👀

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@pseudoindoxyl @nukemjukem_24 @unirespecter I’m sorry to hear about the pain. You should be proud of yourself. Hang in there and know that everything is temporary. I know it’s always longer than we want, but your future self is thanking your today self❤️

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@DHSgov Out here acting like Jussie Smollett

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@algovistas Receipts for an alibi

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@HeathMayo Old enough to remember how the American people heard how we confirmed WMDs

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@kanyewest *HONKY

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@michaelharriot ☠️☠️😭

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@iCkEdMeL You drinking 🤪? Or click bait for $$$?

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@IwriteOK https://t.co/qkya2bbV5R

This is the story of Margarita referenced on the bumper stickers

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@michaelharriot Chi Reese

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@ravenscimaven Imagine how awkward this Rolling Stone’s photo shoot was👀😳

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@energyElle Same thought but combined with Succession (Connor) and VEEP

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@BaneOfCovid @Unmad_Nomad But deep breaths, they have accepted your rent payments and cashed those checks. Legally there is an agreement.

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@SmolSarahNicole @CrimeWeeklyPod @steph_harlowe @DerrickL In my defense each one is so full of details that I do end up listening sometimes more than once ❤️

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@chelseahandler My son had plantonic Rizz a couple weeks ago🤣

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@hwinkler4real @ejeancarroll 45823