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[Steve Giordano @SteveNomadic]

For those wondering, BIG YELLOW, the Cockpit Casual documentary / tribute video that’s gotten 1.5M views has been set to private. The @ACY_Airport apparently has a problem with it and I’m trying to work through it.

I’ve filmed our ops at probably 50 airports around the world and this is the first time anything like this has happened! 😤

[neurospin @neurospin]

Après 30 ans de pratique et d'accompagnement de patients dans la lutte contre la #dépendance aux #opiacés, j'ai écrit un livre sur les mécanismes de ce fléau. #sevrage #guérison. Une version française est désormais disponible. Écrivez-moi en DM pour recevoir un epub gratuit 📖

[cointrain @cointrain33]

scan QR. send 100 sats. blue crocodile starts rolling. 🚂⚡

real-world Bitcoin Lightning demo — no app, no subscription, just sats.

https://t.co/lua0zPVcxE
https://t.co/x5qmDxYWtQ

#Bitcoin #LightningNetwork #IoT #Satoshkey

[cointrain @cointrain33]

scan QR. send 100 sats. steam locomotive starts. 🚂⚡

this is what Bitcoin Lightning looks like in the real world.
no app. no subscription. just sats.

https://t.co/1t0kuPtyEo
https://t.co/x5qmDxYWtQ

#Bitcoin #LightningNetwork #IoT #Satoshkey #SteamPower

[neurospin @neurospin]

@BTCsessions @JoeyTweeets @brandon_gentile @theBTCmentor hey @BTCsessions 👋 we built a Lightning pay-to-IoT demo — scan QR, send 100 sats, steam locomotive starts instantly. Raspberry Pi, no cloud, no subscription.

might be interesting for your audience ⚡🚂

https://t.co/yMi4A0ATB3
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[neurospin @neurospin]

@BTCsessions @JoeyTweeets @brandon_gentile @theBTCmentor hey @BTCsessions 👋 we built a Lightning pay-to-IoT demo — scan QR, send 100 sats, steam locomotive starts instantly. Raspberry Pi, no cloud, no subscription.

might be interesting for your audience ⚡🚂

https://t.co/yMi4A0ATB3
https://t.co/DmSmSfztSe

[cointrain @cointrain33]

a 6-cent Lightning payment just activated a steam locomotive. in real time. 🚂⚡

this is the internet of value.

https://t.co/x5qmDxYWtQ

@WalletofSatoshi @lightning @stacker

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InsideLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿© @InsideLucysHead]

Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

[Smart Money Crypto @Smart_Money]

⚠️ DAS IST IN DEN LETZTEN 24 STUNDEN PASSIERT!

Die Lage ist schwierig einzuschätzen. Hier das, was ich für euch recherchiert habe.

🚨 WAS BISHER WELTWEIT GESCHAH

⚠️ Iran nennt Trumps 15-Punkte-Plan "extrem maximalistisch und unvernünftig." Offizielle Ablehnung.

⚠️ Iran stellt 5 Gegen-Bedingungen. Kriegsreparationen. Hormuz-Autorität. Araghchi: "Wir wollen keinen Waffenstillstand."

⚠️ Iranische Drohne trifft Kuwait Airport. Flughafen geschlossen. 6 Drohnen abgeschossen. Krieg springt auf Nachbarstaaten.

⚠️ Israel ordnet Massenevakuierungen in Beiruts südlichen Vororten an. Warnung vor Bodenoffensive südlich des Litani-Flusses.

⚠️ 1.750+ Tote in Iran seit Kriegsbeginn. 1.094 Tote in Libanon, darunter 121 Kinder. 13 US-Soldaten gefallen.

⚠️ 2.000 Schiffe und 20.000 Seeleute in der Strait of Hormuz gestrandet.

⚠️ Hormuz teilweise geöffnet für "nicht-feindliche" Schiffe. 5 pro Tag statt 120. 400 warten.

⚠️ Pakistan bietet sich als Gastgeber für Verhandlungen an. Chinas Wang Yi zu Iran: "Reden ist besser als Kämpfen."

⚠️ Pew Research: 59 Prozent der Amerikaner sagen Militäreinsatz war falsch.

🟡 Benzinpreise USA: +1 USD auf 3,98 USD. Diesel +1,61 USD auf 5,37 USD.

⚠️ Karoline Leavitt: "Trump blufft nicht. Bereit die Hölle loszulassen."

🚨 WAS BISHER IN CRYPTO GESCHAH

🟠 BitMine kauft 117.111 ETH (253 Mio. USD) in 48h. Größte ETH-Akkumulation seit Monaten.
🟠 Strategy hält 762.099 BTC. Ziel: 1 Mio. bis Jahresende. Durchschnittspreis 66.385 USD.
🟠 Hyperliquid Rekord-Volume: 5,4 Mrd. USD. Öl-, Gold-, Silber-Perps explodieren.
🟠 BTC ETF gestern: +78,5 Mio. USD. Fidelity allein +83,3 Mio. USD. Jemand kauft in die Angst.
🏛️ SEC entscheidet MORGEN über 91 ETF-Anträge. XRP, SOL, LTC, DOGE. (Hab noch keine Info, dass CFTC das übernimmt!)
🏛️ Florida Stablecoin-Gesetz wartet auf DeSantis-Unterschrift. Erstes US-Bundesstaatsgesetz.
🟡 Gold crasht 23 Prozent vom ATH trotz Krieg. DXY drückt.
🟡 Öl fällt 11 Prozent nach Trumps Pause. Brent weiter über 100.

😈 LEAVITT ZIEHT DIE LETZTE KARTE

Karoline Leavitt hat heute Nacht das aggressivste Statement seit Kriegsbeginn abgegeben.

"Trump blufft nicht und ist bereit, die Hölle loszulassen. Der Iran sollte sich nicht noch einmal verkalkulieren."

"Ihre letzte Fehleinschätzung kostete sie ihre Führungsspitze, ihre Marine, ihre Luftwaffe und ihr Luftverteidigungssystem."

"Jegliche Gewalt, die über diesen Punkt hinausgeht, ist darauf zurückzuführen, dass das iranische Regime sich weigerte zu akzeptieren, dass es bereits besiegt ist."

Iran antwortet mit 5 Gegen-Bedingungen. Keine verhandelbar. Araghchi: "Wir wollen keinen Waffenstillstand." Dann trifft eine iranische Drohne Kuwait Airport. Neutraler Nachbarstaat. Flughafen geschlossen.

7.700 US-Soldaten auf dem Weg. Frist läuft morgen ab. Beide Seiten reden Diplomatie — und bereiten Eskalation vor.

💥 DREI BOMBEN AN EINEM TAG — FREITAG, 27. MÄRZ

Freitag laufen drei Dinge gleichzeitig aus.

⚠️ Trumps 5-Tage-Pause endet. 13,5 Mrd. USD in Deribit-Optionen verfallen. Und PCE-Inflationsdaten kommen rein — in einem Umfeld, in dem Öl Richtung 150 USD spekuliert wird.

Fear & Greed steht bei 10. Das letzte Mal, dass der Index einstellig war: März 2020, Pandemie-Crash. Davor: November 2022, FTX-Kollaps. Beides waren Böden. Aber beides waren Krisen mit klarem Ende in Sicht.

Diesmal gibt es kein klares Ende. Hormuz lässt 5 Schiffe pro Tag durch statt 120. 400 warten. Wenn Öl auf 150 steigt, zieht der DXY mit — und DXY über 100 war historisch Gift für Risk Assets.

DXY steht bei 99,62. Knapp drunter. Noch.

$BTC hält sich bei 71.200 während die Welt brennt. Das Open Interest liegt bei 50 Mrd. USD. Funding ist neutral. Die Longs von gestern — 52,7 Mio. USD liquidiert — sind schon raus.

Und trotzdem: Jemand hat gestern 78,5 Mio. USD in BTC ETFs geschoben. In Extreme Fear. Das sind keine zittrigen Hände.

🎯 SUPPORT & WIDERSTAND

🟢 66.000 — Invalidierung. Darunter wird es strukturell bärisch.
🟢 68.300 — Bestätigter Support, mehrfach gehalten.
🟢 69.600 — Whale Entry Zone, hier wurde letzte Woche akkumuliert.

🔴 72.100 — Liquidation Cluster, dichter Bereich.
🔴 72.250 — Zweites Cluster, direkt darüber.
🔴 73.000 — Oberkante. Darüber wird es impulsiv.

🐋 WHALE WATCH

🟢 Long Bitcoin — 40x — 13,8 Mio. USD — vor 4h. "Leviathan" ist zurück.
🟢 Long Ethereum — 10x — 29,0 Mio. USD — vor 16h. Größte ETH-Position der Woche.
🟢 Long Ethereum + Bitcoin — 20x — 10,4 + 10,1 Mio. USD — vor 21h. Gleiche Wallet, doppelt positioniert.
🟢 Long Solana — 20x — 4,9 Mio. USD — vor 21h.
🟢 Long Hyperliquid — 10x — 4,7 Mio. USD — vor 21h.
🟢 Long Bittensor — 1x — 3,3 Mio. USD — vor 6h. Ungehebelt. Reines Conviction Play.

🔴 Short Ethereum — 25x — 5,9 Mio. USD — vor 9h.
🔴 Short Ethereum — 25x — 5,4 Mio. USD — vor 14h.
🔴 Short Bitcoin — 39x — 3,6 Mio. USD — vor 1h. Frischester Eintrag.
🔴 Short Bitcoin — 20x — 4,3 Mio. USD — vor 14h.

Longs dominieren in Size. Shorts dominieren in Frequenz. Kampf um die Richtung.

👑 ALTCOIN DES TAGES — $TAO

Covenant-72B ging letzte Woche live. 72 Mrd. Parameter. 70+ Contributors. Das größte dezentral trainierte KI-Modell der Welt. Kein Lab. Kein Konzern. Ein Netzwerk.

Bittensor hat 106 Prozent in 30 Tagen gemacht. 3,4 Mrd. USD Market Cap. 53 Prozent unter ATH.

Jensen Huang hat TAO im All-In Podcast als "modernes Folding-home" bezeichnet. Grayscale hat am 14. März einen Spot-TAO-ETF beantragt. Die Subnets expandieren von 128 auf 256.

Ein Whale hat vor 6 Stunden 3,3 Mio. USD ohne Hebel in TAO geschoben. In Extreme Fear. Ungehebelt. Wer in diesem Markt ohne Hebel kauft, rechnet nicht mit einem Trade — sondern mit einem Trend.

TAO ist der AI-Sektor-Trade für Leute, die verstanden haben, dass dezentrales Training funktioniert.

🤝 MEIN MODUS

🟩 KAPITALMAXIMIERUNG

Ich bin investiert. SL unter 66.000 — darunter drehe ich short.

Das Wochenende wird volatil. Iran-Frist, SEC-Entscheidung, Options Expiry. Ich beobachte erstmal was passiert und reagiere dann. Nicht vorher.

Wer jetzt nicht positioniert ist, wird Freitag zusehen. Ich bin drin.

📌 IN EIGENER SACHE

Diese Posts kosten Zeit. Recherche, Datenabgleich, Einordnung — jeden Tag. Kein Team. Kein Sponsor. Nur ich.

Content Creator leben vom Algorithmus. Jeder Like, jeder Repost, jeder Kommentar entscheidet ob dieser Post 500 oder 50.000 Leute erreicht. Wenn dir das hier weiterhilft, zeig es. Damit mehr Leute Zugang zu dieser Art von Einordnung bekommen.

→ Positioniere dich Smart und folge mir, ich gebe mein bestes, um für Klarheit zu sorgen 🤝

Ich bleibe dran.

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[neurospin @neurospin]

Opiate detox - smarter not harder 😅

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Lew Anno Support#USA#NATO#Ukraine 24/2-22 @anno1540]

A plan for unconditional surrender of Russia.

From a Swedish guy Peter PC Carlsson. This is how it should be.

The EU and Ukraine have secretly negotiated a 10-point peace agreement that Russia must now sign within 10 days, or the EU and the US will send all the weapons Ukraine requests.

1. Ukraine will regain all occupied territory, including Crimea. Russia must cede a one-mile buffer zone along the border with Ukraine and cede additional territory as war reparations.

2. Ukraine is offered military security guarantees from NATO and its forces will be immediately deployed around and in Ukraine.

3. Russia's military will be limited to a maximum of 300,000 soldiers under international supervision.

4. Ukraine will be given the full right to join NATO and receive permanent NATO bases and military support from the EU and the US.

5. All frozen Russian assets will be seized and used exclusively for the reconstruction of Ukraine, under the control of the EU and Ukraine. Furthermore, war reparations will be paid by Russia for all destroyed civilian property and infrastructure.

6. Ukraine is given a fast track to EU membership, including strong military and economic support from the EU and the US.

7. Russian war crimes must be investigated by international courts and those responsible brought to justice and sentenced.

8. Free, internationally monitored elections must be held in Russia to ensure democracy and accountability.

9. An international commission led by the EU and Ukraine will monitor humanitarian issues, prisoner exchanges and family reunification.

10. A legal peace body with the EU and Ukraine will ensure compliance with the agreement and activate sanctions and military support in case of Russian violation.

This plan calls for Russian withdrawal, limited military force, accountability for war crimes and democratic reforms, while Ukraine receives powerful security guarantees and integration opportunities with the EU and the US.

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#GloryToHeroHeroesUkraine

#SlavaUkraïni

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN: #Bitcoin Lightning payments app Strike launches to millions across Europe 🇪🇺

[Erik Voorhees @ErikVoorhees]

@intangiblecoins @BitcoinUr @PubKey_NYC fuck yeah aphex twin

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN: Kraken releases new #Bitcoin commercial leading up to the halving 👀

[Breaking Aviation News & Videos @aviationbrk]

Meanwhile in Zurich 👀✈️

📹 ZRHSPOTTER-sw3ot
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[neurospin @neurospin]

Satoshkey Christmas Train https://t.co/LM5FBZbzkJ via @YouTube

[niio @niioart]

Artist @Stan_Adard creates digital animations inspired by abstract painting that invite viewers to carry out breathing exercises. Find out more about Stan’s work in this interview for our Editorial section: https://t.co/7amxAgIqqa

#digitalart #meditation #mindfulness

[neurospin @neurospin]

After 30 years of practicing and helping patients to overcome #opiate #addiction I wrote a book about the dynamics of this plague, #Opiatewithdrawal and #AddictionRecovery. Before aiming to the third edition in German there is now an English translation. DM me for a free epub copy. Addiction is not an irreversible fate !

[Michael Fretz @michifretz]

@santesuisse Diese Chefökonom-Rechnung möchte ich gern mal im Detail sehen... danke für nichts, @santesuisse !
https://t.co/Zge7sMcn3W