berry morgan

Know-it-all

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

@jbogard You can almost see his link

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

@fesshole “Stranger to honesty” is well done.
I sometimes use “Estranged from the truth.”

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Congrats @RyderCupEurope on keeping the #rydercup !!!
See you in two years at @BethpagePGA2019 😀

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Say what you will about those LIV boys, but ⁦@RyderCupUSA⁩ could use an eagle or two and ⁦@b_dechambeau⁩ made it look easy: https://t.co/Rpx6gkKVWz

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Bryson DeChambeau DROVE THE GREEN at the #RyderCup 😳

(via @GolfChannel)

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

The @RyderCupUSA team is suddenly putting like Americans vote: listlessly, if at all.
I say this as a putting, voting American myself lol
@rydercup

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Don’t mean to miss the forest for the trees, but the official apparel for @RyderCupUSA and @RyderCupEurope is the best the blind designers could do, I guess?
Style, people. Look it up, if you can.
#RyderCup2023 #RyderCup

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Watching @rydercup on NBC in US. Watching @RyderCupUSA team struggle is one thing.
Watching all of these Trump golf course ads is just gross. 🤮
#RyderCup

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

@jbogard Macroservices? 😂

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Mundane Moments with Neil Young

*deafening microphonic feedback, stops abruptly*
Me: (imitating Daryl Hannah’s mermaid-speak in ‘Splash’): SKREEEEE!
Neil: Really???
Me: Now, ‘The Lure’… THAT is a mermaid movie.
Neil: (raising his Molson’s, resigned) Fair enough.

@Neilyoung

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Mundane Moments with Neil Young

Me: Neil, I’m writing a song.
Neil: (scoffs)…
Me: what rhymes with “David Geffen”?
Neil: …”motherfucker”

@Neilyoung
#workinForMCA

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Mundane Moments with Neil Young (cont.)

Neil: (laughs nervously)….
Me: Looks like I do get it after all…

@Neilyoung
@rufuswainwright

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Mundane Moments with Neil Young (1 of 2)

*car doors close
Me: (with feigned outrage) Could you have stared at him harder?
Neil: I was listening to him sing. And the piano… You wouldn’t get it.
Me: (teasing) Was there something in *his* shoulders that lifts *your* burdens?

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

I mean, OF COURSE I want to eat perfect popcorn in the dark and watch Barbie. I'm not a monster.
It would blow my mind if she was horny or something.
I'd never see that coming.

#BarbieMovie #BarbieTheMovie #Barbienheimer @OppenheimerFilm

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Barbienheimer Iconoclasm (sort of)

Has anyone else been a little unnerved by the overwhelming PR effort for the Barbie movie and Oppenheimer?
I'm sure Barbie is fun and the atom bomb is terrifying, and I want to hear all about it, but, really?

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

I'd go see A LOT of movies in theaters if the popcorn was perfect.

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

RE: British Open 2023

Make of this what you will, but I'll take Jon Rahm and his country-strong, Iberian ass cheeks over a left-handed weirdo GA Bulldog runt any day of the week.

@JonRahmpga
#TheOpen #BritishOpen #OpenChampionship

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

Mundane Moments with Neil Young

Me: Neil, where is my lighter?
Neil: (no reply, continues screwing with his amp)
Me: Sigh...

[berry morgan @neuroticRedneck]

I’m trying to watch Secret Invasion on Hulu, and Shakespeare himself could not accurately express the intensity of my disinterest.
#lossForWords