Michael Neuschwander

Colonist, civilian, disciplinarian, believer, director, pedestrian, disciplinarian, artist, inventor. All opinions not my own.

[Michael Neuschwander @neusch29]

@PowerTripKFAN When Leber starts in on the X "news" it really is like if Theo Vonn was better looking, but somehow, impossibly, even fucking dumber.

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@DineshDSouza Ha! Truly the dumbest of fucks.

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@JesseKellyDC Haven't been on Twitter in a while, but made a special trip just to say, you are a massive dumb fuck.

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Ha! I missed most of OPENING DAY! $10 off a purchase of $25 or more? What kind of fucking joke is this?!

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.@Twins @MLB I had $350 in charges on my account and cannot access opening day...pretty much the most important day. Will anything be done for those of us who were f*cked out of opening day?

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@TGOT_msp Yes, and I hate it. I want to put one up to say f' you to THEM, but I would actually follow all the rules and that would be a pain in the ass.

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.@realDonaldTrump Any word on some of the plans that President Musk will be pushing after inauguration?

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@Elsajsmith2J @tfierst For sure, but wish KFC would bring back FLG sauce, the greatest condiment of all time.

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@Elsajsmith2J @tfierst Chil fil a sauce good but overrated. Polynesian is the winner.

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@TGOT_msp @POTUS The bible thumping Trumper is an odd and unsettling animal, and I have a lot of them in my life.

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@nicolegovbr No, they did.

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@tfierst Profound, but fuck.

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@xtina1229

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@McFeely_Inforum He glitched!

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

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Please share widely!

Guys don’t want to be controlled either. #MAGAInYourSheets

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@StephenM Dude, you are fucking weird.

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@BalmerPete What is the illegal defensive position?

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@mollywidstrom Yep, same here!

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.@LaaauraLynn I have part of my wedding attire locked in.