Gone with the wind fabulous

.chuckles. I'ma call u later

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

I cannot unlock my phone with my Face ID because I have makeup on. Lobatan oo😂😂

[Meire @meirecomenta]

Eu acho que quando se tem um formato de cabeça e um rosto com essa beleza, fica incrível mesmo sendo careca.

[shunnii🫦 @ashantisearra]

I hate being updated on people I don’t like. I do not care.

[𝙳𝙽𝙻 @_dnlnotes]

How the f*ck do people have hundreds of unread messages?

I get ONE notification and suddenly it becomes my life’s mission to get rid of it. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS?

[B&M autoparts @bmautoparts]

Today I was in Syokimau, Katani. I don’t know about you, but I don’t understand some people. You build a beautiful house but you go through an apocalypse just to get home. Can never be me.

[Kenyan @itsdylanke]

Kuna gari ukinunua, mechanic wako anaenda kuchukua loan immediately because anajua utamsaidia kulipa yote.

For example:
1. VW Golf
2. Nissan X-Trail NT30 & NT31
3. Subaru Legacy
4. BMW X5 ya “deal ya haraka”
5. Range Rover ya bei ya Demio
6. VW Touareg
7. Audi A4/Q5
8. Mercedes yenye dashboard imewaka kama Christmas tree
9. Nissan Serena yenye CVT inaanza kuomba prayers
10. Any European car yenye seller amesema, “Ni sensor tu.”

Mechanic akiona umepark nayo nje ya garage anasalimia mpaka watoto wako because anajua mmeanza long-term relationship😭. Frauds

Car owners, ongezeni kwa comments… ni gari gani mechanic akiona anaanza kupanga holiday?

[SANKEI🇰🇪 @SankeiSaitoti]

Pale clock app people wanasema confession walifanya wakiwa watoto na hawakushikwa; this one caught my attention;

"I remember tushai chukua mayai za kuku akiwa amelala tukachemsha zote tukashindwa kumaliza ikabidi kuku imelalia mayai boiled"😂😂😂

What did you do?

[STAR 🧚‍♀️🎀💫 @star_child_09]

Sometimes I put something somewhere "safe" and then spend three business days trying to remember where that safe place was😭

[NONSO Esq. @Kizitookere]

In Court yesterday, a lawyer was given a date in April 2027. In response, he told the Court that the date was actually convenient for him, except that by then, he would have finished the money his client had paid him. 😂😂😂
Litigation<<<<

[DEDE! @minutesimal_]

I just remembered this guy I was talking to (I can’t even call it a talking stage because it lasted only two weeks 😭)

One time, I ordered food and the rider called me that he was at my gate. I told this guy I’d call him back, went outside to collect my food and called him back. He asked me what I went to do and I told him I went to collect my food. This boy asked me how much the food was. I said N7,500 and he screamed on the phone😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

He was asking why I would spend N7,500 on food when there was food at home and why I couldn't just cook. Omo I just knew we won’t work out

[Diyana Chunga @DD_eeyanac]

I was in a government office that has no chairs for customers. The lady assigned to help me asks for the letter. I hand it over. Tell me why she takes it, puts it down and starts playing on her phone. After almost 10 minutes of me watching her do her nonsense… I ask for it back.

[MUHAMMAD ONYANGO @Moha001_Onyango]

Sometimes, privilege makes you blind to the struggles of other people. Worse still, it can make you judge them for circumstances you have never had to experience.

Yesterday, I was supposed to meet a lady at 4pm. We wanted to discuss a possible working relationship on our latest project in Mombasa. From our earlier interactions, she had impressed me. She was quite the candidate, and I was genuinely looking forward to meeting her.

4pm came and went. No show.

I called her. Her number was busy. I tried again, nothing. No message, no explanation, no apology.

I was disappointed. In my mind, I had already started questioning her professionalism. I quietly crossed her name off the list of people I would consider working with. I mean, who misses an important meeting without even communicating?

Then this morning, she called.

Her explanation caught me completely off guard.

Her phone is on Lipa Mdogo Mdogo. Yesterday, she didn’t have Kshs 100 to make the required payment, and her phone was locked. She couldn’t receive calls, let alone communicate with me.

I sat with that explanation for a moment.

You see, I’ve never bought a phone on Lipa Mdogo Mdogo. Every phone I’ve ever owned, I’ve paid for in cash. The thought that someone could be completely cut off from communication because they couldn’t raise KSh 100 had honestly never crossed my mind.

And suddenly, yesterday’s disappointment started feeling very different.

Here I was, sitting comfortably, interpreting her silence as arrogance, carelessness and unprofessionalism, while somewhere on the other side, someone was probably dealing with the embarrassment and helplessness of not having Kshs 100 to keep her phone connected.

I had judged her using the privileges of my own circumstances.

It was a humbling reminder that we don’t all experience life from the same vantage point. What comes easily to me might be an uphill battle for someone else.

[G. Regina🖤 @CANT_sit_withus]

my ex boyfriend from 2019 ?????? Married the lady he cheated on me with and had two kids and called me to rekindle after their divorce please laugh with me 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bitch please go to hell

[Precious Bernard(Benin Chef👩🏽‍🍳) @ptreatshaven]

I complained about how 10k soup lasts for a day in my house and there are people telling me that it can last them for more days.
Another person asked why I would eat meat and fish at the same time.
Another one said that 5k meat is too much to eat in a day.
Some of you cannot be saved.

[Gone with the wind fabulous @neutralphrasing]

@TDeisine There's one who denied and years later returned to take the child because he was getting daughters only, the one he denied was a boy

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

I ran into my high school bully yesterday at Clicks, and boy, I know Karma has been working overtime. That’s all I’ll say.

He greeted me and tried to strike up a conversation. And honestly…I felt this overwhelming sadness for him because it was painfully obvious he’d been through a lot. I responded politely and told him it was nice seeing him. But my goodness, the humility. Life has humbled that man in ways i never could have imagined.

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

You drive around a for minutes…

You think you found a parking spot and then boom!, an invinsible Vitz or Demio! 🫩

[Magnifique🇰🇪 @Nyar_Luke]

Mine isn't even about losing my spark with men. I genuinely don't enjoy male attention. I've only liked one man since 2019 and that was in 2024. We had an incredible connection,sweet boy that one. A stranger had me smiling at my phone Only find out he was a husband😭.

[Temitayo Felix Ilori @TeeMento]

I remember in 2018 when I was house hunting, the werey agent took me to see an apartment where the occupant had died that morning. As we got off the bike, that was when the ambulance was taking the corpse away.

[Doppelng’ang’a @Nyamburah_]

Wanakuanga 5’6” but they will insist that they are 5’10” even when your eyes can see very well that karibu mtoshane