Neutrontrilogy

existential dreadlocks

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

how about a soup ladder which is just like a pool ladder and it's attached to every bowl so that flies can get into our soups conveniently

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

talk to your doctor about wegozil. shout at your doctor about blarpo. whisper with your doctor about cixyl. show your doctor the sign (👌🤦‍♀️👏) for flonartil. laugh with your doctor about wexadry. email your doctor about drongle. glance meaningfully at your doctor about floova

[nano @gncfosho]

right

[pj @pjayevans]

They’re not airing my hot ones episode because I only drank the milk

[pj @pjayevans]

(Catching up to a guy in the grocery store) I got milk before I knew you had already gotten some. I wasn’t copying you

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

I come out of a boring conversation with the same reaction I have after I bowl terribly.

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

I think it is illegal for older gentlemen to pick up their wives/daughters/grandkids at the bus/train station without wearing a leather jacket

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

@cee_ryan My deepest condolences💔tons of love to you and your family!

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

one should be allowed to do laundry naked

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

There is unlucky and then there is pair of clothes and underwear worn to a laundromat on laundry day.

[Liv :P @liv_username]

Subletting my room while i go for a long walk

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

https://t.co/ARqEiRtDkb

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

Just saw a DIY assembly video of a shoe rack taught by a 9 year old. #progress

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

Good morning to all my crushes on the Facebook plant exchange group (and the plants of course ) and no one else

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

Just outbid Terry from Corpus Christi, Texas for an emoji translation of Shakespeare’s Hamlet for $4893. #BlessedAndGrateful

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

hike: “ hi welcome to Mother Nature. No flash photography while you make your way through the museum of potential desktop wallpapers”

[Tom Cardy @Tomycardy]

I'm a Business Man!

[Neutrontrilogy @Neutrontrilogy]

*DJ enters the gig area*

"ARE WE READY TO HAVE A GREAT TIME TONIGHTT!"

"YEAAHH! BUT REAL QUICK ARE YOU THE HEADLINE ARTIST OR THE SUPPORTING DJ BECAUSE I'M NOT SURE WHEN TO 'WOOOHooO' FERVENTLY!"